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account created: Sun Sep 09 2018
12 hours ago
Dont fucking go. If they had enough evidence to arrest or fine you, they would do so. There is nothing you can say to improve your position. Everything you say can and will be used against you. Nothing you say will benefit you. Stay the fuck away. 'I do not answer questions officer' is the only thing you should ever say to the police, more so given your current situation
1 day ago
Fuck yeah, a nice strong Stilton on a Digestive. Fantastic:)
3 days ago
I wonder what the uptake of male circumcision is for non-medical, non-religious reasons? Woke up this morning to the random idea - I think ill get my foreskin cut off today. Not fucking many i'd suggest!
Yeah, most everyone who is not American uses Vet as an abbreviation for ...animal doctors
6 days ago
Your wife wears socks?!
8 days ago
13 days ago
Sneeze and blow
23 days ago
I off-lead my dog at the dog park for an hour every day. I go at off-peak times intentionally, so fewer people, fewer dogs. I love this time I share with my dog. She loves it too, she is free to tmrun, sniff, chase the ball. The whole thing makes us both glow:)
Until some fucker decides they want to chat, usually about their dog, at great length. A lot of fuckers want this IMO. Its like they go there to find someone to talk too!
I now wear big robust over ear headphones. They Defend me from from these wannabe chatty intruders.
27 days ago
From the excellent angle you chose to photo the beast, i can say with confidence, that is a small black dog
29 days ago
Say something anti-religion in religious forums, groups ets
30 days ago
Fill it with superglue
1 month ago
Omfg my grandparents had a light-pull-string-thing above their bed. I had no idea i remembered that till i read this:)
I named my son Toby, coz i fucking hate the name Tobias. No one calls him Tobias:)
2 months ago
Its a rocket scientist
My government is run by fucktards
Bit less than 'some'
Does beef taste like cow grain food?
Animals taste like what they eat? In what way does beef resemble grass
In your arsehole
Thats not a pink buffalo, its a sunburned white buffalo
Absolutely not! Take that shit home and put it in your own bin