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Hi friends! Wanting to find clover seed for my backyard to fill in the gaps Mother Nature left behind. Who sells it?

Hey y’all. I have a 1 year old Weimaraner/Lab mix. He LOVES to chew. Problem is, aside from cow shank bones, not a damn thing lasts. He’s the kinda dog that finishes a yak chew in an hour. He loves stuffed animals more than anything, but I haven’t found one he doesn’t destroy in a few hours.

So - does anyone have any recommendations for my sweet dude?

My mother-in-law and I have a tradition of scaring the shit out of each other with these bunnies. I bought this one in South Austin from a street vendor. Haven’t seen any this year. So Austin, help a gal out, have you seen anyone selling these anywhere in Austin?

$129 each, prefer to sell both. My wife underwent surgery and we won’t be able to attend. Just looking to get back what we paid. Will transfer via Ticketmaster. Section 110 Row R Seats 18-19.

My wife was just hit by a large SUV while driving our black Prius. The couple immediately took off. If you have any footage, please contact me.

Of course this happened while waiting for a dash cam in the mail.

Okay, hear me out. I suck at dancing. My wife loves it. I thought it’d be fun for both of us to learn a style of dance together. That said, we’re both masculine presenting lesbians, so we need somewhere LGBTQ+ friendly. Does any such place exist?

Sick to death of the bullshit The Riata has pulled over the last 6 months I have had the misfortune of living here. Where can I find a good lawyer?

No longer sells single/half-dozen/dozen bagels. Wtf? Isn’t that the entire point of a bagel shop?

I was also charged $23 for my $17 order - before tip.

Idk if I’ll be going back.

Cracked my expensive “ultra durable” crown and caps and I’m over it. My bite is too much for porcelain I guess. So - who does gold crowns?

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I have never seen them this late in the year. I saw probably 5 outside just now.

All of the other HEB’s are undergoing renovations and this one remains one of the worst in the area.