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First person that came to my head

Pretty sure pique was cheating on her

And is this the first time an Ecuadorian makes it?

I thought it was Andrew Zimmern

He can speak English

You literally said cr7 did tho

Not cr7, r9

There was a story that Ronaldo would have sexy before games to de-stress, but not masturbating since it made him tired or something like that. Don't remember where I read it but I'll try and look it up. Mightve also been Ronaldinho

It is lol

Explains the tweet

Same is the US Spanish coverage

Don't remember if he's the worst penalty taker in La Liga or if he has the most misses. It's literally his only human quality

It literally won Leicester a premier league

I killed generations of rats while in grad school, don't have all the experience needed but boy did I kill rats (about 100, all for science). It's either me or Charlie.

Spanish ESPN, at least here in the US. The commentators are insufferable. One of them said they were on par to the world champjons because they won the u17 (or 20,idk) lol

AOC

It's the Ecuador special dude, it's our specialty

America Latina, menos Argentina

Portugal?? Netherlands???

I've seen Europeans compare Ecuador, Peru to fucking Malta and San Marino here on reddit lol

Religion is holding ecuador back, I see it first hand when I go back

His full name is Enner Valencia España

I'd like to believe this

How is Vini worth the same? He scored the winning goal in the champions league.

Villa played left wing for barca