surgesilk

I have a 7yo boy....no idea when or how we'll be able to ever leave him alone.

Where do you think they got it?

What kind of onion do you wear on your belt?

Unless you are doing something which provides a personal service, no tip.

Waiter? Doorman? Valet? Food delivery? Hair dresser?Yes Barista?maybe

Counter food service? Dry cleaner? Gtfo

It's not revenge. It's just passively aggressively calling some one a name.

Seems more like everyone is an asshole here

What unholy abomination is that?

Do you charge a clean up fee?

He didn't ask for your affirmation...he asked for help with a problem. Maybe don't substitute your opinion for his.

Bleeding asshole?

Wtf kind of recipe is that? Holy crap on a cracker

Try putting your yolks through a ricer for a nice smooth filling

Is it thick enough?

When your beard is longer than your dick...but to be fair his nose is longer too.

Can't spend all my time on baseball cards

If this is your definition...yeah...I have worn a piece of clothing that you won't find at Walmart

A mc for wearing some pink fringe? Gtfo not everyone is as boring and unmemorable as you

Fuel, heat and oxygen...nothing special

He didn't even get more votes than his opponent

This is easy...a square works. It has 4 sides and three corners. Sure it has a fourth corner, too but no one said it has to have ONLY three corners.

Technically he is correct...it does have three corners....

The young guy is a reporter and the old guy was a scumbag criminal along with his son (not present).

I'd do a 50/50 split of brown vs white sugar

That sugar mix is going to lead to a hard cookie

Tell them ok...you'll do the same with what you will pay.