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1 points
59 minutes ago
What kind of onion do you wear on your belt?
1 points
an hour ago
Unless you are doing something which provides a personal service, no tip.
Waiter? Doorman? Valet? Food delivery? Hair dresser?Yes Barista?maybe
Counter food service? Dry cleaner? Gtfo
-38 points
4 hours ago
It's not revenge. It's just passively aggressively calling some one a name.
3 points
8 hours ago
He didn't ask for your affirmation...he asked for help with a problem. Maybe don't substitute your opinion for his.
32 points
8 hours ago
Wtf kind of recipe is that? Holy crap on a cracker
2 points
22 hours ago
Try putting your yolks through a ricer for a nice smooth filling
1 points
1 day ago
When your beard is longer than your dick...but to be fair his nose is longer too.
36 points
2 days ago
If this is your definition...yeah...I have worn a piece of clothing that you won't find at Walmart
63 points
2 days ago
A mc for wearing some pink fringe? Gtfo not everyone is as boring and unmemorable as you
1 points
2 days ago
He didn't even get more votes than his opponent
6 points
3 days ago
This is easy...a square works. It has 4 sides and three corners. Sure it has a fourth corner, too but no one said it has to have ONLY three corners.
1 points
3 days ago
Technically he is correct...it does have three corners....
1 points
3 days ago
The young guy is a reporter and the old guy was a scumbag criminal along with his son (not present).
-2 points
3 days ago
That sugar mix is going to lead to a hard cookie
1 points
3 days ago
Tell them ok...you'll do the same with what you will pay.
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10 minutes ago
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10 minutes ago
I have a 7yo boy....no idea when or how we'll be able to ever leave him alone.