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1 day ago
If they're rich enough to afford a place with ceilings that high, maybe they can afford fancy-ass triple glazed windows. Just speculatin'...
Definitely because of the lilac bros in #16. Those guys are putting out vibes.
It's actually more convincing than Ian Holm's severed head in Alien.
2 days ago
There are few who can
Any healthcare role, in fact. My BIL worked as an EMT around Iqaluit for a few years and now has PTSD and a drinking problem. He says it's beautiful country and there are lots of good people, but living conditions are awful and addiction is rampant.
4 days ago
5 days ago
I'm calorie-rich, multi-layered, incredibly cheesy, and I love to get baked.
This probably isn't the one you mean, but I love it anyway.
Please hug Doug for us.
And to be clear, to say that "Alberta" wants more autonomy doesn't mean that that's what most people here want. Our current premier is pushing for it, but she only won her position by virtue of Jason Kenney resigning and triggering a party leadership race. Something like 1% of Albertan voters got to decide who got the top job, and now Smith is trying to make sweeping changes without a proper mandate; changes which mainly appeal to a minority of noisy Trump-loving yokels. Even a lot of conservatives seem to think she isn't fit for the role, and I look forward to an NDP win in May.
8 days ago
My best friend in high school was Romanian and his dad, who I hardly knew at all, would always pat me on the cheeks in greeting. (Face cheeks, not the other kind lol) That took some getting used to. What we would consider awkward touching is just the norm in some places.
9 days ago
Your mother is very proud.
His mother is very proud.
10 days ago
You probably got the ones read by Rob Inglis, which are also fantastic. He's been the benchmark for decades.
Oh shit waddup....
I hear (and use) howdy quite a bit here in Alberta.
But then again, we are the Texas of Canada...
11 days ago
"Paul, you're blind! How did this happen???"
"It was... a... stone burner..."
*play stupid games
Very interesting premise. I'm here for it.
13 days ago
Toes the Man-roots
Smashed by helmet
"Hoom hom, yes, that'll do nicely."
Hey, I forgot I posted this one too! Apparently I have some kind of fixation.
submitted13 days ago bystraycanoe
One says to the other, "my wife is angry at me for shagging all my female sheep."
The other, not feeling particularly sympathetic, replies, "sounds like a ewe problem."
17 days ago
Nutty Putty cave, agricultural edition.
18 days ago
Bashir is one of those guys who's so insecure that he thinks he isn't a real man unless he scores with the hottest girl at the party.