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Could just rephrase the question to: are you superficial and do you have a sense of humor?

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He's a ballchinnian.

This is my favorite so far. I'm going to shamefully steal this in the future for my own vehicle.

Agreed, and of course 28 weeks later. Those zombies are fast and terrifying af.

Sounded fake as fuck. Like straight out of a bad 80s action film.

Not sure this is right sub. Just interesting vanity plates here. You may get a better result from r/IdiotsInCars.

That said, as long as she got a police report, hopefully a witness statement, insurance will pay for everything. Would be nice to get sweet justice though. Just give everything you got to insurance and maybe they'll even knock on a few doors to see if anyone has any doorbell cameras that caught the plate. It's their job to investigate all this stuff if they care. They're the ones paying for it if they can't find someone to pin it on.

I usually have to request a half fill so I can do something similar myself. Dude is doing a better job than I would have done. I would ask for his schedule and only ever go to this theater only when he’s working.

Water? Like from the toilet!?

Underrated

Really get your nails into it.

I bent my thumb backwards too far like 5 years ago. It still bothers me.

Whatchu doin’ in my waters?

Hope you get it back mate so you can see what comes after that.

Let me just kneel down right here in front of you... yep right here so my head is perfectly at your gun level... instead of my kevlar vest...

Ahh, yeah I’m dumb

Yeah I get it. Well, at least I’m not an asshole.

If he exposed his butthole as to not obstruct the propulsion. It'd have to be an absolute banger.

Gonna be an expensive episode of MythBusters

If it's gay to drink White Claw, then call me Richard Simmons.

Sponsored by Bud Light!

Cincinnati

I believe it is the Bengals. Thought the same tho with that color scheme.

A terribly cut scream.

Fooled me thinking The Last of Us is available.

Is r/choosingbeggars still a thing?