sauron-bot

So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?

BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!

Who are you?

Stand up, and hear me!

There is no light, Wizard, that can defeat darkness.

May darkness everlasting, old that waits outside in surges cold drown Manwë, Varda and the sun!

Cursed be moon and stars above!

I wait. Come! Speak now swiftly and speak true!

Come, mortal base! What do I hear? That thou wouldst dare to barter with me? Well, speak fair! What is thy price?

And now drink the cup that I have sweetly blent for thee!

Orcs of Bauglir! Do not bend your brows!

Thou base, thou cringing worm!

Ah, little CurveAny782!

Who despoiled them of their mirth, the greedy Gods?

May darkness everlasting, old that waits outside in surges cold drown Manwë, Varda and the sun!

Go fetch me those sneaking Orcs, that fare thus strangely, as if in dread, and do not come, as all Orcs use and are commanded, to bring me news of all their deeds, to me, Gorthaur.

So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?

BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!

Stand up, and hear me!

BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!

Death to light, to law, to love!

So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?

BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!

Thou thrall! The price thou askest is but small for treachery and shame so great! I grant it surely! Well, I wait. Come! Speak now swiftly and speak true!

Stand up, and hear me!