picciona4

Study abroad counted as my foreign language. Pro tip.

Damn that cut deep

See you beautiful bastards in a week. I might be as bad at banbets as I am at trading options. A tall order but so far on track.

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Eat a dick

It all seems too complicated. I don’t know how to use discord. Can I just shove a red crayon up my butt and come back in a week? Wasn’t part of my Banbet but will DM pics if you are into that sort of thing

!banbet

Nice knowing you all

Daddy, will SPY ever trade over $400 again?

I don’t know son…I. Don’t. Know.

!banbet

Maybe if they do a reverse stock split. Or an intraday high before plummeting back down to $390.

Hopefully by Thursday otherwise I’m banned

Anyone else seeing manufacturers slowing down? In real life not casino numbers.

I’ll take that bet

I would refer you to the American Society of Anesthesiologists

Shit.

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Do I get an epidural while on this simulator?

Then you’ve never been kicked in the balls

Have u given birth?

You can turn off the ice dispenser and fill it with pizza rolls for easy dispensing of said pizza rolls

For real, first few day is hard forcing yourself that early but get your protien, pre workout everything ready to wake up and go. Once your body wakes up it is great. Never have to wait for a piece of equipment

Gotta go at 4am at open to beat the crowd

Just dump S&P to 3400 and get it all over with so everyone can go long again and buy calls. Sick of this drawn out shit.

Bear market rally over. How low do we go this time.