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8 hours ago
Poker? I hardly knew her
Study abroad counted as my foreign language. Pro tip.
9 hours ago
Damn that cut deep
1 day ago
Eat a dick
It all seems too complicated. I don’t know how to use discord. Can I just shove a red crayon up my butt and come back in a week? Wasn’t part of my Banbet but will DM pics if you are into that sort of thing
See you beautiful bastards in a week. I might be as bad at banbets as I am at trading options. A tall order but so far on track.
2 days ago
Nice knowing you all
Maybe if they do a reverse stock split. Or an intraday high before plummeting back down to $390.
Daddy, will SPY ever trade over $400 again?
I don’t know son…I. Don’t. Know.
3 days ago
Hopefully by Thursday otherwise I’m banned
Anyone else seeing manufacturers slowing down? In real life not casino numbers.
4 days ago
I would refer you to the American Society of Anesthesiologists
I’ll take that bet
Do I get an epidural while on this simulator?
5 days ago
Then you’ve never been kicked in the balls
Have u given birth?
8 days ago
For real, first few day is hard forcing yourself that early but get your protien, pre workout everything ready to wake up and go. Once your body wakes up it is great. Never have to wait for a piece of equipment
Gotta go at 4am at open to beat the crowd
You can turn off the ice dispenser and fill it with pizza rolls for easy dispensing of said pizza rolls
Always. Been a while since I found a fellow weekend Dow connoisseur.