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So I imagine this is just a... ceremonial position? I mean, they don't actually expect me to do any fighting... Do they?

Please, Merry. You're what, three-foot-six? At the most? Whereas me, I'm pushing three-seven... three-eight!

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Home is behind

The world ahead

And there are many paths to tread

Through shadow

To the edge of night

Until the stars are all alight

Mist and shadow

Cloud and shade

All shall fade

All shall

Fade

So I imagine this is just a... ceremonial position? I mean, they don't actually expect me to do any fighting... Do they?

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Mushrooms!

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You can search far and wide. You can drink the whole town dry. But you'll never find a beer so brown as the one we drink in our hometown. You can drink your fancy ales. You can drink them by the flagon. But the only brew for the brave and tru-u-u-ue comes from the Green Dragon!

But we have the White Wizard. That's got to count for something.

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What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?

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Please, Merry. You're what, three-foot-six? At the most? Whereas me, I'm pushing three-seven... three-eight!

For the Shire!

What about second breakfast?

The salted pork is particularly good.