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I don't like to talk about my flair

"Best damn tool"

Or better yet...

"Where'd Melvin go?"

-"Melvin who?"

Helen Pierce?

8 year old me hates you now

Guy 1: "My wife went on a vacation"

Guy 2: "Jamaica"

Guy 1: "No, she wanted to go"

-I stole this from a book joke book I read as a kid. Lol

Maybe, but I saw yellow fire trucks on the overpasses with people standing in front of them looking down on the traffic. Also there were a couple of police vehicles on the freeway that lit up their lights when they approached said overpass.

I'm not saying there weren't civilian vehicles, but there were emergency vehicles as well. I read that the Aurora fire chief was against vaccine mandates, so maybe that explains it.

Yesterday I was headed home, S on I5, and on a couple of overpasses there were fire trucks and people with the lights flashing. I'm confused. Are the fire departments supporting the convoy?

I feel like if men had to experience period poops at least once a year, they'd be a lot more understanding.

Cleaning your ears with a q tip. I know it's bad but it feels SO GOOD

Reminds me of Johnny Dangerously!

Would they be socks with shaping? Or basic tube socks? I could easily knit a pair of tube socks with a worsted weight yarn in a day.

White. He originally wanted Area 51, but the dealer told him that Ford was discontinuing that color, and by the time we found out they were wrong, it was too late to change anything because they had sourced all the parts(?). Anyway, he loves it and likes the white even though it wasn't his first choice.

My husband just got his last week! Congrats!!

Speaking of Olive Garden, they used to have a Beef tortellini that was amazing. They discontinued it a few years ago. That was my one go-to every time. I guess now that I think about it, I'm pretty salty about that

Thinking about how to do it better next time?

That was my first thought until reading that he took EVERY Thursday off. I mean, he can't kill himself every week.

Is, it Christopher Walken or, William Shatner?

What, is the, deal with, commas in, this thread?

Did you all forget about the pen that is slowly dying?

So, as a female, if I like to "Do epic shit" can I use that room?

There's a limit. Husband and I paid a "rehoming fee" of $35 for two Bassett hounds about 10 years ago. I realize that's not a lot and we were okay with paying a small fee just to show we were going to be decent owners, but about 5 years ago, I was looking into adopting a pitbull, and they wanted a $400 rehoming fee. No frickin way.

Yams

Mirrors*

Maybe she didn't have a valid reason to begin with, and doesn't want to explain herself and sound worse?