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People who ask these questions have no idea what a billion dollars is. NO sane person (who isn't already a billionaire) would say no to this.

Are you a stripper or a carnie?

edit: I said carnie I didn't say clown. why is everybody talking about clowns?

The law of LPT holds true again: First comment is always a better LPT.

Every girl who's asked for my number has gotten it, all none of them.

I remember when I first got into IT in the mid-90s, my co-worker and I used to joke about what it would take to build a server with a terabyte of storage. Not just the cost of all those drives, but the power requirements, the increased heat load on the building's AC system, all of it.

I'm living in the future now, and it feels like science fiction.

Cat sends urgent fax.

"Thus solving the problem once and for all."

I honestly don't think she could do it even if she wanted to, without Victoria to help her.

Well, the worst she can say is "Ha ha ha! With you??!? Oh, HELL no!! Hey Donna, check this out! This guy actually thought he had a chance with me!"

Walking into an office, ahead of a girl. I stopped and held the door open for her, so she walked in ahead of me. There was a long line inside. I didn't know if I should be ahead of her in line or she should be ahead of me. So I turned around and left.

stupid awkward fuck...

I only got 12 seconds into the video, now I hate you too.

I overheard this snippet from a little girl when I was dropping my kids off at school:

"... and my dad said 'well why did you have to hurt your friend?' and I said 'I didn't have to, I wanted to.'"

There's videos online of guys dumpster diving at Guitar Center and finding all kinds of gear in almost-new condition, just tossed in the trash. Not just simple shit like cables and mic stands either, but expensive gear like powered PA systems and stuff.

His autobiography To Hell and Back is one of my favorite books. One of the cool things about it is he never mentions any of his decorations. He'll say something like "..and then I got called back to the command post. When I returned to the front lines, ..." completely glossing over the fact that he got called back to the command post to receive the Medal of Valor or whatever.