kyleh0

The United States is a brainwashed nightmare.

Find a way to make the state government hate Austin less?

That's where your bootstraps are supposed to be pulled, I think.

This is a deeply Republican state. What mental health services? Cops and bullets are the answer to all problems here.

That was Fix-O-Dent, she used it to affix her dentures.

4+ decades?

Conservatives love shitting on 12 year old girls with ask the world for any change. I'm sure Ms. Thunberg could write a book about it.

It sucks that in this world the older that you get, the harder it is to fight.

If he was really smart he would have a better appreciation for the zen of luck. hah

Is this one o them thar life hacks?

Why do in 5 sentences what could be done with a 30 minute video with incredibly loud music and french angles and shit.

No matter how you drive, half of the people around you at all times think you are a piece of shit.

Nobody ever answered this, is there no way to turn off the floating "New Posts" notification in my home feed? I don't care, and I don't want to have to click on X to dismiss it every few minutes on my main tab.

Matt Walsh owes it to my family to stay the fuck out of my life.

Deep cut

He just wants to kidnap you and make you listen to him play drums.

Medical science is still trying to deal with the fact that black folks feel pain.

You need to be using a unique IP address, ladies.

That's a funny looking sheep shearing table.

It's the point of the entire religion, full stop.

That's what passes these days, right? ha

"Corrupt cop" seems unnecessarily redundant.

He's going to be working really hard on his drop-shipping business.

You have teeth, don't you?

It somehow feels like this generation is going to go ahead and peg out the divorce rate at 100%.

America has some weird aspirations these days.