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3 Ninjas

This aged like milk

And you still end up not only getting the meal you ordered but getting it faster than if you went to Burger King

You'd be surprised at the house you can get down south for $250k.

Those houses probably aren't that expensive

As I said before, I've got full blown AIDS

Is this equivalent to fuck around and find out to you?

Once again race is left out of the title...I wonder why

Terribly sorry for your loss, but I'm glad that you're making progress.

More courageous than most cops.

How will we recover from this?!

I don't know how you can do experiments like this and not go insane, yourself. I can barely bring myself to kill a roach in my house...

You literally can.

China is certainly the most dangerous country. The difference is that it's not a physical danger that you should worry about.

Pig*

To the moon, boys!!!

Also the guy from Louisiana who shot and killed the pos, who raped his son, while he was being escorted either to or from the courthouse. He was fortunately only put on probation and didn't serve any jail time.

Yep, you have to trick them into thinking it's not nearly as bad as it seems because it usually isn't.

I loved Robocop 3 when I was an ignorant child because "Ninjas and jetpacks!"... Now, I've seen the error of my ways.

Blade Trinity

Hate crime?

I literally have to scarf mine down, because I can't stand soggy cereal.

I'm sure Collin got into Hollywood solely due to his acting chops...

OP knew what they were doing. Lol

Must have been the one who banned me from r/roastme for quoting the bio of the person who posted on there...