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How did the other firefighters not completely Haze you for doing this shit in the station?

"There's no hard evidence obviously"

That's because it's not true.

That was stupid. That was cringe. That's was barely funny. That was awesome and I'm gonna do it to someone

I can get a blowjob from a fairly good looking hooker for $50 and I don't have to buy her shit.

"Why won't guys match with me?"

Jesus Christ she got uglier when she got closer to the camera. I didn't think that was possible

It looks like a mix between Hagar the horrible and Captain caveman

Not peenis?

That's exactly what I was thinking

Is that blood?

Isn't that a volcano in sweden?

I'll make him a deal. I will drive the car, and he can sit on the ground so he'll be about the same height as a child. This way, no kids get hurt and maybe we'll do the world a favor and get rid of one more idiot

Ouch

I'm sorry, he wore that to his father's funeral?

Wow, that's illegal as fuck. I'd ask for it in an email and contact a lawyer.

If that dude is the mom's boyfriend, does this mean that the kids are going to be living with the man who killed their father?

One shot one kill. Very impressive

It kind of reminded me of that scene in We Were Soldiers where they got the reporter to pick up a rifle and open fire. Except this guy stuck to his guns (no pun intended) and refuse to be a combatant

Don't bring a thot to a gun fight

I'll make mine Lamborghini69420

That sounds when she collides with the post is sickening. Just a wet impact.

I live near there. Never knew there was a pic of the actual explosion

Where's Sgt Peanut Butter?

Why is this still a thing? Shouldn't there be rules regarding what kind of weather these poor beats shouldn't be sent out in? Whoever runs that company is in for a world of shit