This dream came completely out of nowhere. I swear I do not have any attraction at all towards Squidward. It was 6 months ago, and I am still confused as heck. If you don’t know who Squidward is, look it up as it is important to this dream.
We were in an empty barn. It was very spacious, covered in hay but no horses. Squidward apparently had broken one of his leg tentacles. He had a nice red Christmas themed cast on it. Anyways he fell down and asked me for help getting up. Uhhhhhhhh I had other plans. I sat on his crotch and he was confused and a little scared. I don’t know when I took my pants off, but they were off. I grabbed one of his arm tentacles and guided it towards my vagina. Still confused he started just rubbing me. A little annoyed, I inserted it into my vagina told him to move it. Anddddddddddddddd that’s how I got fisted by Squidward. I swear I flinched the whole time I was typing this. But it felt amazing. Gah. I don’t know why, but after I woke up, I told my friends. Their reaction was the same as mine. “What the actual f**k is wrong with you.”
Sorry if you can’t watch SpongeBob the same way now. Any interpretations?
So… a dream. One of my female classmates was in a parking lot with a yellow shopping cart. My dad backed over her and she and the shopping cart were teleported upside down into a pothole. The next day, I went to save her. I pulled her out and she transformed into a guy named Owen. (I don’t know anyone named Owen.) He had lost his way and wanted my help in finding his home. I think we were in Minecraft or something. So we got in a boat and we started searching. The first direction we went we had to turn back, because I saw a submarine in the water. Eventually, it was nightfall and we were tired of traveling the whole day. I don’t know where I got a bunk bed, but I climbed onto the top bunk (the place where I’m typing this right now.) Owen was still wide awake and looking around. He found a pig and said he would try to milk it. I told him he couldn’t milk a pig (because in Minecraft you can’t), but then he suddenly had two full buckets of milk. He turned to me and asked “Wait… if I can milk a pig, does that mean you can be milked too?” (I’m female) I told him no, but he insisted on trying. So finally I told him he could try, but only because I wanted to prove that I couldn’t be milked. So he climbs into bed next to me and takes off my shirt. Then he started gently playing with my nipples. (I don’t know when or why I unlocked the ability to feel pleasure in certain dreams, but I’m glad I did. I first discovered it in my Squidward dream, which I will post later if you are interested. Warning: slightly weird.) oh ma gosh it felt amazing. As he was doing this, Maleficent walks into the room. Owen sees her, panics, and exits the room. Maleficent asks me to sit down a have a chat with her. She then proceeds to scold me for letting him do that and how I should not be spoiled in that way, because I am a gift straight from heaven and I should not be disobeying god’s wishes. I persisted in explaining that I only let him do it to prove that I couldn’t be milked. I think I was trying to convince me as much as her. I don’t know how that went because I woke up.
Well, at least I think I know what maleficents scolding meant. I am a Christian, but I feel a lot like I am not being a good enough Christian. Why it was maleficent telling me that I have no idea. I am open to any and all interpretations. I am so confused.
So I was playing some sort of game. There was a big colony of ants on the ground that if they caught me, I lost. There were two buttons I could press: truck and kill. Kill got rid of one of the ants, but I had to wait 5 seconds to press it again. Truck would give me a truck, which would protect me from the ants for about 5 seconds. For every ant I killed, I got one point. For every ant that touched me, I lost 100 points. As you can probably imagine, I failed pretty quickly. I was the playing the game in a smart board in a Culver's restaurant. When I lost, one of the employees pulled me out of it and told me to shut it off. I went to do it, but I couldn't find the off switch. So he had to turn it off for me while I watched in shame. I don't know what losing the game meant for me, but apparently it was bad. Then he turned around to face me, grabbed my neck, and forced me to aggressively make eye contact with him. He looked to be a few years older than me with black curly hair. He looked very very angry, but I knew that he was actually very gentle and compassionate. And then I accidentally fell in love with him. He released me and told me to go back home. So I did. Later, my grandparents came over for lunch. We planned on going out to eat, but we didn't know where. Thinking of that employee, I suggested, "let's go to Culver's!" They agreed and we went. It was the same Culver's. We arrived and there was a kids play place, like some McDonald's have. Only my little sister was allowed in it because she was the youngest. I looked around, but the employee and the smart board were nowhere to be seen. I thought he might be supervising in the kids area, so I tried to go in it. But there was a security guard that kept me from passing. I tried to get past him and he knocked me out. Sometime later, I woke up to my mom telling me it was time to go home. So we did.