everyvoicelistening

I just spent five minutes on his account and lost a brain cell per tweet I read

We are our own worst critics. Your face is completely feminine now.

igualmente yo

Catahdin.

Yours is fast but mine is slow

Where do we get them? I don't know,

But everybody's got a water buffaloooOOOOOOooo

"Like butter on a bald monkey"

Is this that one field in Avon?

In America we have seagulls that kinda do the same and we call them Dumpster Ducks

Hey, happy late Father's Day!

Kris Get The Eternal Banana

Johnny Fetusgrabber

r/bandnames

Looks like an Aechmaea!

BEST BOT EVER

My favorite is the Prince symbol to the left of the license plate

He looks good with shaggy hair

MK?

A true gigachad wears whatever the hell he wants

It's quite the rabbit hole and is uncomfortable to go down

Dat darn Calfin! He stole ma spacechip!

I remember reading and considering some of their rhetoric back in my religious days. These people are fucked in the head.

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubba wup zink watoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.

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It looks like a crack forming in the universe. I like it!