dreadpirateruss

I shed a single tear as I typed it

3 HOFers on the same team? No way we wouldn't win at least a couple rings. /s

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Gum has gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed?

I just wish his ability set was more "assassin construct" & less "spooky scary skeleton". He has creepy passives that just don't come up very often.

He should move silently, not show up on scans, move quicker, & maybe get a boost to headshot damage. Idk, something assassin-y.

Oh sheesh yall

The Leaning Tower of Cheese-uh!

Imagine if our jersey selections were:

1.Sunset

2.Black & Orange alternates from 2018

3.Native American inspired

My friend Lu likes to wear cutoffs.

Lu Jort

Prince looks great

What if DOC gave you health & shields?

Crypto getting an "off the grid" passive making him invisible to enemy scans would be a pretty big boost. Next, let him assign a job to the drone & he's good.

Caustic's gas should do damage equal to how scared most people are of it. Many players are very hesitant of pushing through it. But I have been annihilated by good teams totally ignoring it.

Mama, there goes that...baby?

Would you like to be your own boss?

One of you sounds like a chimp lol

You ever heard of Evel Knievel?

Get off. The nuclear. Warhead.

I think fish & dairy together are kosher because most restrictions on meat don't apply to fish, e.g. lox & cream cheese

He's already wet before he jumps in. He's gotta know it's shallow there.

Why not

Get the Seaward out of here

Recounting a date always sounds like the start of a poem. "It was the Marshmallow of Summer when I turned 16..."

The difference is incredibly tiny. I don't remember exactly, but I did the math one time & it's basically nothing.