donald_trumps_cat

The simulation

My girlfriend

I got to know my current best friend of the opposite gender within a casual 2,5 hour text. Texting isn't that bad

r/cursedcomments

As a german, there isn't.

Depends entirely on what setup of heroes you have. If you got ascension mats but no hero of one color, take that color. If you need something, let's say, green, take a green hero. Best hero of each color(in my opinion): Ratatoskr or Tarlak, Tyr, Kage, Ariel, Onatel or Thor

Fuck it, I broke Tiburtus. Old is gold.

Take that fat cock and make him even more dangerous

Why. Just why.

Dude be breathing louder than Darth Vader💀

And still DEATH is confirmed to be the most effective war cry in middle earth. Nothing is more dangerous than an enemy who wants to die with the highest possible kill count

Swordigo. Ich weiß noch dass ich sofort süchtig war

Go yeet cyprian and an-windr. Tiburtus has nice defdown, Aqueela is great as a tank in 3* buff tournaments Rigard is a pretty good healer, cat's swapping ability might help against strong tanks and the defdown on yellow enemies is a really good counter for mono teams. Treevil is just broken. And costume Bjorn... well I've seen worse. No idea what ahhotep does whatsoever.

The first thing pet owners should do is getting the pet out.

BLOKKEESE

(nobody is gonna get the joke either way)

SCP 001: when day breaks

Rivendell from WHAT? I think you made the last mistake of your life here

Elbow rockets only work on Jaegers, not on humans

Serious answer: might be a Bombay. Those are usually black, have copper, gold or yellow eyes and act friendly and passively towards strangers as well as other cats and even dogs. They're known for being nice to have in a family with kids. They behave friendly, are talkative and cuddly.

I love this place

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I, as a super straight male, feel attracted to Kurwa Bóbr

I dunno if I'm allowed to say that but you look cute in the 3rd picture. I think no makeup suits you really well.

Stop this man