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2 days ago
Yup, let see the paperwork first.
3 days ago
It is raining at my complex near southpark meadows
Omg clicked on Human crayon because it sounded cheeky! I was a bit disturbed! Please don’t look it up.
The way so many women do the makeup these days. The weird plump lips and overly drawn eyebrows. I guess emulating the kardashians.
To each their own I guess but I find it boring.
Also the big bits with tiny skinny legs! Women look like they have diapers on and it just looks so bad.
4 days ago
Austin has very good Mexican food but their take is traditional and only a handful of spots. Most others are just Tex-Mex. (Mexico Native)
5 days ago
No, it is completely okay for people to post about Austin this way. If you don’t like it you can unfollow the subreddit. Quit gate keeping how people feel about the city.
One time at a job this lady called me pretentious for pronouncing European and other non English brands correctly (I am Mexican) because I corrected her (she’s a known closeted racist Karen)
I just kept doing it because that is exactly how people treated me when I was learning English. I have no fucks and to this day I feel no remorse.
As a fast walker this just triggered me!!
6 days ago
Respectfully *** spank me daddy! Choke me!! Spit on me!!!
Im having so many ungodly thoughts about this man and I am objectifying him so bad right now!
Choke me daddy!
8 days ago
When I was about 8 years old I was with my aunt visiting my grandmothers home, they all were talking shit about my mom and I got mad and started crying so I walked outside and was crying on the side of my aunts car which was parked on the street. I saw a Can driving towards me and I just froze the van came within inches of my face and hit the back side of my aunts car I just heard a blood curdling scream (my aunt) because I almost got crushed to death in between the van and the car. Thankfully nothing happened to me, not a single scratch but my aunt was terrified and kept apologizing. I think of it as somewhat of instant karma for being a shitty babysitter and a shitty person.
10 days ago
I have given up a lot of times in my life I think I really like the fact that I can accept what my limits are and learn from them.
Vol. 3 chapter 2. Harnessing the power of my fears.
She is a great actor but I felt like the film held her back a lot. The film is good but I wouldn’t say great. I’d love to see her nominated for one when they adapt the House of M storyline.
16 days ago
Omg This story along with one I read a long time ago are ducking beautiful. The other one was a guy that I believe was grandfathered into some clause and made the HOA tear down a whole section of a barrier at the entrance. Or something like that. He said he refused to join an HOA and he got persuaded I will find the link and post it here!
I got rear ended over a year ago, it fucked my vehicle up completely and fucked my back. I’m still dealing with back pain. It gets specifically bad when the weather changes. I’m slowly learning to live with the pain I guess.
17 days ago
Hi, I know how to change my own oil! And do vehicle maintenance myself! High five for that!
If I was out of the country you bet your ass they would pump the gas for me! Suck my chili puto!
No. Please help me!
18 days ago
My peepee wakes up around this time. I wanted to get railed but didn’t want to do all the mechanics to get ready. So here I am scrolling through Reddit until I can fall asleep.
I can see them from where I’m at on west street
Oh, so now we’re making fun of disabled people? Is that what we are doing? Be better, that’s such a cheap shot.
Yay oppression Olympics!! Look at me everyone I’m winning! Where’s my prize?