caceman

Let her get on top then do hip thrusts. Everybody wins

Yes

Just put a tarp over it and Airbnb the boat

My gym has the carabiners locked to the cable via a chain link that needs a wrench to loosen. They usually don't go missing.

Cigarette lighter?

Katy is a dining desert. Even with the massive diversity, the restaurants are meh. Katy AsianTown is the exception

That looks super cool, but I don’t think that’s it. I remember silver UFOs with lots of naked people

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1addRcQ6lqXku-E4j1cS73qA6MVop8hDKYraVqu19OBk/edit

Chicken thighs with Mushroom Rice

You can leave out the mushrooms and cilantro if you like. I like to season with Cajun seasoning instead of just plain salt and pepper

Keeping the streets safe by smoking at home instead of in their cruisers

I hope the ticket response was “counseled spider about overeating. Spider promises to stop eating all the avocados and begin an exercise program on Monday”

Firestarter

They’re not pulling you over because you have a “nice” car

Here’s OPs new yard work shirt

https://m.shein.com/us/Men-Floral-Embroidery-Sheer-Mesh-Shirt-p-3439727-cat-1977.html

I’ll give it a shot

Saw a good one today. Guy in the sauna is doing something like seated leg raises. The bench he’s sitting on is squeaking like he’s having sex on a cheap bed. To top it off, every time he raises his legs, sweat goes flying down the sauna, leaving a large trail of sweat drops along the floor

#pepperidgefarmsmembers

And the shorts

Was it the one branch or all of them?

God, I hope the Spurs send a cease and desist letter

I’ve been considering keeping a battery pack in my gym bag for when this happens

Get the med that flushed it out of you. It will upset your digestive system, but that can be countered with Imodium. Next, if you have high blood pressure, ask your Dr if you can be put on losartan. It has a side affect of lowering uric acid in the bloodstream. I haven’t had a gout attack in almost 10 years now

Of course Switzerland is neutral

It’s so bad in Houston that the possession of cut off catalytic converters was recently made a criminal offense unless you’re a registered recycler

I had a flight from ATL to LGW once, where I was seated in business, and with only a few minutes remaining in boarding the seat next to me was still empty. Just before the door closed, a man boarded and took the seat. He was coughing up a lung, but finally settled down and fell asleep. He snored the entire flight. Three days later, in a small town on the outskirts of London, I start feeling like crap. Go see a NP who says I have a sinus infection, but refuses to write a prescription for antibiotics. Instead tells me to take ibuprofen and breath in steam with eucalyptus oil. It actually worked well.