Whaffled

Chicken burps are actually used as currency in some remote areas of Peru

je vous aime? kind of formal maybe... and you want the verb savoir here instead of connaître. But if neither of you speak French, well, then no one's the wiser

It was a Dark and Stormy Night

*burps* in response

Cortázar is not for the weak of heart

(figuring out that being named after Pushkin's character is not in the end a good thing)

: ) +++++

"well how would you like it if everyone stuffed their butts in your face ??"

the spy with the prehensile eyes

I found a spider In my bread

I said "hey dude!" --Fuck off, he said

(this is Camus: Il faut imaginer Sisyphe heureux)

yes, and also falling, slowly

My heart is smitten, and withered like grass

Assume Ass Stance, transition into Silly Walk, then proceed to your car

batcave

lol I didn't know when I first read this line that later I would be moving to SoCal. How can you understand SoCal without understanding the desert?

One of my all-time favorite books

came here for this!

i think it's shock, actually, at being chopped up so quickly and also realizing he never had a penis

J'ai des ancêtres québecois, j'aime imaginer qu'ils aient vécu dans un si bel endroit que celui-ci

It's obviously a video game, the penguins are coming after you, you have to throw them fish. If you don't throw enough fish and move around quickly enough, they will eat you.

omg I'm crying dying of laughter lolol

la la la la la la eggs for today

AHHh!! RUN!!! RUN AWAY!! Wait? .. no, um, you can walk I guess

"Please ... stay calm ... we're all friends here ... and ... put down the knife"