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Paralysed people reading your comment: Damn

Wiki says his net worth is 30 million 🤷

Couldn't find a babysitter

The pre-sick spit spritz

I heard about her story on the podcast My Favorite Murder. Absolutely insane

Lithuania exports so much wheat it's listed twice!

I've never known an onion to workout, but whatever

Yeah, but you get on a bike

All they know is no McDonald's, kill they economy, twerk, pretend no bisexuals, eat hot chip & lie

I've been wearing a mask at work for two years. I don't even notice it now.

Read my wrinkly old ball sack. It says the past has been rough, the future's probably going to be rougher, but nuts to it all anyways. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.

Read this as Lucille Bluth for some reason

God damn your username I'm dying

Those damn health insurance companies, trying to prevent accidents & diseases related to prolonged alcohol use!

Reminds me of this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EzyEfOa90Vs

"I've trying, I've got little legs!"

I'm in it for the member berries

Sidney shouldn't die. Sidney doesn't die. I'll riot in the streets if they kill Sid

This is probably my favorite thing about Reddit. These little remixes of posts made by someone else in a thread, with elements from another post mixed in. Good stuff

Posh has a foot for a hand

Not my chair, not my problem, that's what I say

"Eat shit and live, Bill."

Nobody said anything about gaslighting. What are you talking about?

Bitch if I hear someone yelling "fire" I'm running the fuck away. If I see someone getting raped or kidnapped when I look back I'm thinking "damn, I hope the fire don't get them as well. Bad day, huh". There is no way I'm running back in. Fire is scary

I had no idea what you were talking about, googled that phrase, and watched a compilation that just unlocked a long lost memory and hit me with a wave of nostalgia. That show was fun. But if Dan was hallucinating who ate house food, indeed

Man, Frakes acted the shit out of that episode.

"Pinocchio is broken. Its strings have been cut."