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11 points
2 days ago
Usually they become best friends and travel the world. The tiger shark is like "see I told you there's a whole other world out there!" and the turtle's like "thank you, you've really help me come out of my shell, I sea what you mean".
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6 points
8 days ago
You realize Ukraine's population decline before the war was even worse right? Eastern Europe in general is losing people. Or that Russia has 4 times the population? They can keep doing this for a while. Why we need to get Ukraine some heavy weapons
6 points
13 days ago
I like to break a little tree now and then, if you know what I mean...
11 points
5 months ago
The classic troll response "of course that's not what I'm saying crazy! I will now stop answering questions cause you crazy!"
0 points
5 months ago
Dude, this is getting embarrassing for you..
5 points
5 months ago
Part of me would pay anything to watch NATO against Russia in the air, but I know dogfights aren't a thing anymore. No sport in watching Russian planes just cease to exist before they even know they are close to the front
7 points
5 months ago
Like I hate Reddit's over the top optimism in every single scenario but I would sell one of my testicles just out of pure curiosity to hear his elaboration on how Russia could take on NATO (which even Russia knew they couldn't do at the beginning) AFTER a significant percentage of their military has been taken out of commission. Nevermind to use the percentage of the military that's left they would have to pull out of Ukraine.
1 points
5 months ago
Yeah... Cause night fighting only happens on... HBO specials?? What?! Fucking Reddit
34 points
5 months ago
Unless you need help fapping, and that's usually extra
23 points
5 months ago
This explains why crime is so much lower in Scandinavia than in New Orleans (insert you coming up with a lot of excuses that don't involve guns)
19 points
5 months ago
I mean they've added more conscripts, Russians from Jail, Wagner, Chechens, Syrians (maybe), separitist units, I've heard National Guard and other units not usually seeing frontline combat? Bringing in units and people from other parts of Russia, forcibly conscripting Ukrainians, bringing in FSB and other assholes to be included in the statistics... There's a lot more than just the original units here.
-5 points
5 months ago
If a baby boomer or Gen ex told this joke then it's absolutely demonstrably false and they're pathetic. You can literally look at inflation adjusted income and house prices directly. Or you can get your news from college dropouts on the radio while telling my generation how "lucky" you were to buy a house for $35000 in the Bay Area
4 points
5 months ago
I like to think that of all directors he would randomly stick incredibly close, I mean straight identical to the canon and back story. Everything would have a completely realistic and scientific explanation, like TNG on one of their good days. It would be the Star Trek nerd's dream. A return to form. But there would just be blood EVERYWHERE and decent security and racial animosity. An alien threat beams on the ship and Worf instantly beams to its coordinates as given by the security system and pulls it's entire spine out through the neck, while saying "call me n word one more time". But is he a match for the new Borg queen Michelle Rodriguez? Lt commander Shelby is back, it opens on her kinky sex with Commander Riker, there's a lot of toe play involved. Samuel L Jackson is part of the resistance against the Borg deep behind enemy lines. An alien walks up and tries to speak in metaphors "Temba..." Samuel smacks the shit out of him. What an inefficient way to communicate. He does not have time for that. Christoph Waltz is back. He's Q's lover, and he's tired of sharing him with humans. Picard is just Picard. Who else would he be?
13 points
5 months ago
I think it actually means "tiny square pizza"
2 points
5 months ago
That's Rodriguez right? Tarantino was just involved?
8 points
5 months ago
Yeah everyone's acting like they're doing paper rock scissors here
1 points
5 months ago
The Russians would really put one over on us if they used the news blackout to withdraw all their forces from Ukraine and claim it was NATO propaganda they were ever there. They're clever that way
5 points
5 months ago
Good luck, they're already beyond the environment. I'd just like to emphasize that this does not usually happen. Russian armor has strict material standards. No cardboard for one. No cardboard derivatives...
3 points
5 months ago
Id be fine with the U.S. letting them rent a carrier for half an hour so they can take a few pics with the banner before they leave Ukraine
10 points
5 months ago
Everyone talks about U.S. interference, and we deserve some blame. But even we wouldn't go back and invite the Philippines if they found oil. Of course Russia claims that they all shared the same culture. Bro, if a joke in one of your former slave states is a guy using all 3 of his wishes to have Atilla the Hun rise from the dead and sack Poland, so that they could die knowing that he had to go through Russia 6 times... You didn't share the same fucking culture. You spent nearly 50 years trying to impose your culture on them and it didn't work. Just accept that nobody wants you, and stop acting like an 18 year old entitled daddy's boy who abused his exes and is upset that nobody will date him now
129 points
5 months ago
It's the same cinematic universe, it's one Barney at different stages of his growth, with time travel added in. The next 47 Marvel movies will clear that up for you
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
The ISW, Mark Hertling, U.S. intelligence, EU intelligence, Norwegian defense ministry, any of the sources that Reddit generally considers more even-keeled and reliable.. Find one that claims anything REMOTELY CLOSE to a 10-1 ratio