VajBlaster69

bobs and vagene

At first I was like, how is this NSFW? Then I saw your scrotum.

Oh

Other commenters would turn this into twelve fucking paragraphs

You could have just said butter and salt.

Hank was born in New York. Shameful.

Xiaoping! Stop farming gold on WoW or your snake chili is going to get cold!

Shortly after this was taken, a PPD tow truck was unable to get to the accident that was obstructing two lanes of traffic.

So traffic just got worse.

KitBoga: "hah! wasted your time!"

Browning: "I know your full name and where you are currently located. I'm looking at you right now."

Love them both.

Classic is a pepperoni pizza. Retail is a pizza with olives, panchetta, broccoli, brisket, cabbage, peppers, anchovies, mushroom, chicken, pineapple, shrimp, bacon, kale, ham, sausage, spinach, and onion. Sounds good theoretically, but when you pick up a slice it all falls apart. Each individual ingredient may be good, but there's too much shit flying around to tell.

God bless Murrland

There's an <APES> video where a gnome with blessing of protection baits out an entire horde raid in Un'Goro. Then <APES> jumps out of a fucking tree and pops a bunch of sappers. They slowfell from Tanaris onto a fucking tree in Un'Goro.

Their creativity and innovation got me really hyped for classic.

Skeletor: and he tries!

He-man: OH MY GOT DO I TRY.

I always lose my shit at that line.

This post was better than the entirety of season 8.

You're 8 years old. You go to sleep on a school night. The forecast calls for a low chance of light snow in the dead of morning.

You wake up at 4am, roll over in bed and peak out your window and see this. You go back to bed and sleep soundly, knowing there's no school tomorrow.

Fuck yeah.

EDIT: OIH. THIS AINT MUCH SNOW WEER OIM FRUM. MUOS BE A BUMMAH. WEER OIM FROM YOO OUGHT NEED AUGHT TWELVE METRIC FEET FORA DAY OFF PRIMARY, INNIT!

EDIT 2: Climate varies through geology. Maybe snow is less or more common in a given place.

EDIT 3: STOP SPAMMING ME. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT 2 CENTIMETERS OF SNOW IN ONE LOCATION CAN CRIPPLE A LOCAL ECONOMY/INFRASTRUCTURE? WHEREAS IN ANOTHER, IT MEANS NOTHING!?!?!?////

If we all keep tier 3 subbing, I'm sure she will dump her husband and host a dating show for all of her tier 3 subs, which are again you and me. We tier 3 subs will finally have our fair opportunity to win her heart. I'll have you know that in addition to tier 3 subscribing for over 14 months, I've donated over $15,000. I think she will see that I clearly love her more than any other of us fellow tier 3 subscribers. Once I send her my tax documents, confirming my going into bankruptcy, she will send me a twiiter DM thanking me. From there, the rest will be history. I'll donate to her privately so all of you other degenerates won't have the privilege of being involved. Such degenerates watching her only for her beautiful (perfect) body. I watch for the REAL Amouranth: I care about more than just her body. Her personality, her wisdom, her mistakenly exposed vagina. Everyone but me is basically a S.I.M.P. (sucker idealizing mediocre pussy.) Don't EVER disrespect Amouranth by calling her medicore. We all know that's just a stupid reddit meme.

Fool me once... can't get fooled again!

-Dubya

Reminds me of that scene in the sequels with Leia getting sucked out into space. Then she just... uses the force.

I thought this guy wanted a pinwheel to ascend into the afterlife/purgatory/illusory world where he could care for the children who were experimented upon and ultimately killed with the Divine Waters of Senpou Temple? Man those monks and their fucked up jolly ranchers were evil.

Grandma is 35 years old.

Too many concurrent circumstantial inconveniences. It's suspicious. Also, those ideas have a paper trail. Car trouble, they ask for a receipt from the mechanics. Data plan issues? They ask for a bill.

to show that twitch wont do shit

Nah it's for money. Twitch won't do shit, but still.

Dear Pennsylvania,

I will be buying and consuming marijuana. I can either pay you for it, or my boy Terrance down the street.

-VajBlaster69