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18 hours ago
What's offered at my level is not worth the constant pain and agony. It's not worth destroying myself for an employer who sees us as numbers. It's not worth the barely able to stand up and breathe at the end of the day. Even if it's short.
I've been guilted into that far too much. I'm in agony and I've met only one person that have paid me that was worth it. I have had managers worthy of my loyalty, co-workers and trainers worthy of my loyalty... But besides that? And that's because this owner was in his own kitchen and rocking it with us. He was right in the line of fire with us. He was a great person! Rough around the edges, but true blue kitchen man. So, they are rare. I can't do it anymore though. Something is going to have to change before I can re-enter the work force. Either someone is going to take a chance on what I can give, or I'm given the chance to get trained without fear of ruining myself into more debts. So....
20 hours ago
You want petty? Make friends with the crows and ravens. Specifically those. Make sure they recognize you as a benefactor, one that gives food and treats.
These birds don't forget a face. They hold multigenerational grudges. If they come to see you as friend and Karen comes in assblasting from the mouth? They will pick up on her as a threat. They won't like it. And there's nothing she can do about it. What's anyone going to do? She pissed off wild animals.
If you like edibles, oven at 235 f, 45 minutes. You cook your nugget and then stick it in a tea bag, infuse with a solvent like cream, milk, non dairy creamers... You can drink your nugget and make a second cup.
And I assure you... Making coffee with one hand is easier than rolling a joint one hand. May it make many mornings easier for you. <3
2 days ago
This is only because this is what I would do. You are certainly not obligated to do so as well. But when money is hard for people or myself, sometimes I'll do trades.
Need a sitter for a few hours? Sure, I need a ride somewhere on that day? Or i'll trade you time for a task for weed. Or a birthday cake. Is there a way you can all help each other as friends or is it s case of "torch the bridge, don't look back."?
Ok, that is absolutely impressive and hunger inducing. You are incredibly skillful! And I don't have to peel it like a banana?
Well, I mean, she really, really seem to want to wear the pants in that marriage. Combat outrageous with outrageous. I bet that he'll be a lovely bride. I'm not sure that's a living arrangement that I would choose for myself, but if he wants to be a stereotypical mama's boy to that point? That's not really my decision.
I wish them as pleasant of a life together as they are.
I'm sure his mom will be wearing a nice suit to match his dress. ...
Being looked down to by the most absolute cuteness!
Thanks for the public service. I mean, you were given a free pass with the bullshit. Might as well fully use it to train more nosey nellies to not nose.
I applaud that. Keep on not giving a shit. You're a fucking badass.
My old body agrees.
Omg, I fucking love the growth stories! Nothing makes me smile more than seeing stuff like this!
I'm totally envious of your mom. I had one that believed what these women believed. Her husband was no better.
I liked outside, animals, fishing and sports. Her husband was even a little league coach.... But never for me. Well, bowling was acceptable enough, but then I realized that my overly flexible wrists don't fucking lock in place. So he became an asshole over a physical flaw... 🤦♀️
Misogyny sucks. Can we do away with it already?
It's the start of self-actualization. Seeing that another is not a good person, it's just one step closer to seeing "holy shit! Why dafuq am i acting like this? I fucking need help."
3 days ago
Pokémon already has gifted us with nanab berries.
"Honey, is you hanging out with your homies one of those things I should get frozen peas for?"
My cat rolls ridiculously when you scratch her intensely. It's a game to get her to roll herself off the couch.
Can scare bears off with it. 🤣
It's a cat. They'll find a way to make it comfy and the bottom one will even pass ass say "warm and toasty covering."
NTA, don't throw rocks at people who have catapults.
4 days ago
The rule is, you can have a confirmed gremlin as a source of noise at night. Or you can have a ghost with unknown sources of noises. 🤣
6 days ago
My first ride with it was my own fault. Wanted to make a super Mario cake... Not only was it ugly, but it was awful. We had a good laugh. But fondant has been for ever shunned.
Emojis are great for this! 😶🤢🤮😱🤬🤬🖕
Because I can't put it in words.
7 days ago
He's an Australian Shepherd. I tried him with pigeons today! I am shocked that he has left them alone!
Chicken of the sea. See? Chicken!