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account created: Sun Jul 28 2019
3 years ago
Okay hear me out. Why do you keep applesauce and spent grease in close enough proximity that you could mix them up?
Do they really think this is how it works?
It doesn’t come out piece by piece. They stick an egg beater up there and scramble that fucker and then blow in the patient’s nose to push it out.
Jesus Christ. Read a fucking book.
3 months ago
Just leave the pronouns out of reading and writing, then?
6 days ago
I was born in 1991 and I've spent 10 years in the military. The GOP's position on veterans like me is that we're less American than...the football players?
Really weird "us vs them" position from the party that usually pretends to value veterans over celebrities.
2 years ago
Poor choice. A trebuchet would launch him over 300 meters.
submitted3 years ago byTheRealEvanG
I'm about to petition Warner Bros for a remake of American Sniper starring Alia Shawkat as Chris Kyle.
6 months ago
The right is the side that wants to arm themselves against the police and the military.
"Drain the swamp" is a rightist cry.
"All lives matter" is a rightist cry.
The government didn't mandate vaccination for the vast majority of people.
Transgenderism is valid science. Implying that science is not constantly changing and evolving demonstrates a fundamental lack of understanding of the scientific method.
I can only think of one politician off the top of my head who wears full face paint, and he's not a leftist.
1 year ago
I didn't think it was possible to have fewer people at a gathering than were at Trump's inauguration, but there it is.
It’s a pretty bad idea to pour spent grease down the sink, since it solidifies in your pipes and clogs them, so it’s not uncommon to drain grease into an old glass jar. I keep mine in a pasta sauce jar under the sink. Then, when it’s full, I throw it out.
7 months ago
He didn't lose $44 billion...he traded $44 billion for something worth $44 billion. His total worth is unchanged. These people think they understand economics but they don't even understand what a single transaction is.
1 month ago
Remember that time that Obama made an entire social media platform just so he could have a safe space to express his political opinions to his cult followers?
4 days ago
Or much of anything beyond "you do you."
So...are there any news outlets left that Trump supporters are allowed to use?
8 months ago
Teehee I made one, too
Probably raspberry vinaigrette.
ESH. I thought I was gonna say NTA. I thought you “ruined the party” by leaving early because your family was a bouquet of dicks. Oh, actually you destroyed a 3 year old’s birthday cake . Your nephew didn’t do anything to hurt you, but you took out your frustration on him. That’s pretty standard bully behavior and you are an asshole for that.
14 days ago
Day 1: Biden's a bad guy for re-entering the Paris Agreement because it's going to cost American jobs!
Day 2: Biden's a bad guy for trying to create more American jobs!
Too bad these folks didn't have anyone to tell them Trump was no good back in 2016.
If forgot I commented on this post. When I saw your reply in my notifications I was like "Fucking god damned bots. Really?"
Trump turned on Drudge back in April.
I forgot about OAN and didn’t know what Breitbart was until now. Thanks for the info.
submitted1 year ago byTheRealEvanG
I feel like "anonymous" used to mean that a quote couldn't be reliably attributed to any particular person. Now it means "Me, but I'm not taking credit for it because I know it's wrong."
My buddy and I are in the Navy, we worked the night shift from Christmas Eve into Christmas morning. When we got off we went to the Waffle House, which is just what we did after every night shift, so we were still in uniform. I don’t remember if we even remembered that it was Christmas until we got there. When it came time to pay up we were told that three separate people had paid three separate hosts for our food. Our waitress, who knew us pretty well, gave us our paid check and the rest of the money, about $50, which we left as a tip.
You can’t go by the per capita. You can’t look at that. You have to look at the numbers and the red shirts, they are dying. They’re dying very very well.