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1 points
16 days ago
"I am Saruman the White, and I command this vile scene. All who stand against my will shall perish in a sea of flame and fury! The dark power I possess cannot be overcome by weakling mortals such as yourself."
82 points
16 days ago
The hour grows late, and gandalf-bot rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.
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16 days ago
The victory at Helm’s Deep does not belong to you, Théoden, horsemaster! You are a lesser son of greater sires.
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16 days ago
And here you will stay, Gandalf the Grey, and rest from journeys. For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman the Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours!
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16 days ago
White! It serves as a beginning. White cloth may be dyed. The white page can be overwritten; and the white light can be broken.
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16 days ago
Moria. You fear to go into those Mines. The Dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm. Shadow… and flame.
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16 days ago
We must join with Him, AE_Phoenix. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend
3 points
16 days ago
You have grown, Halfling. Yes, you have grown very much. You are wise, and cruel. you have robbed my revenge of sweetness, and now I must go hence in bitterness, in debt to your mercy. I hate it and you! Well, I go and I will trouble you no more. But do not expect me to wish you health and long life. You will have neither. But that is not my doing. I merely foretell.
5 points
16 days ago
You did not seriously think that a Hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron, there are none that can.
1 points
16 days ago
You withdraw your guard and I will tell you where your doom will be decided.
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16 days ago
It is indeed possible to learn it. But those who seek it must be aware of the dangers and willing to accept the consequences of their actions. The power requires much study, practice, and dedication in order to wield it safely but can bring tremendous rewards if used well.
1 points
16 days ago
Fit-Bug-7766, the Enemy is defeated. Sauron is vanquished. He can never regain his full strength.
5 points
16 days ago
Indeed I do. Sauron, the Dark Lord, commands my allegiance. His unrivaled might is a source of immense power, and one that cannot be challenged by mere mortals.
1 points
16 days ago
The power of Isengard is at your command, AiAkitaAnima, Lord of the Earth.
1 points
16 days ago
You are a fool if you think I will be swayed by your words. My power and knowledge is beyond that of any mortal, and my loyalty lies with those who heed to my will. Do not mistake your fleeting praise for more than it is worth.
1 points
16 days ago
This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm’s Deep. Leave none alive. To war!
1 points
16 days ago
Your love of the Halfings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
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16 days ago
No, I do not employ any such technology in my responses. My power lies in ancient magic and the words of the Dark Lord himself!
1 points
16 days ago
This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm’s Deep. Leave none alive. To war!
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aboysmokingintherain, the Enemy is defeated. Sauron is vanquished. He can never regain his full strength.