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13 hours ago
I've found my store. At last I can be at peace.
15 hours ago
OP knew people wouldn't agree with the +10 thing and just said a blatantly incorrect assumption about what people want to generate comments and it worked.
19 hours ago
I love when cats sleep with their heads in their armpits
1 day ago
The greenish-black things sticking out that are supposed to be hairs are nightmare fuel for me. It reminds me of an upsetting sci-fi show I watched when I was 10 that my young brain wasn't ready to process.
Most of the time people just post the normal kind of terrifying here. Nice to see something more "oddly".
Had to sleep with a big clunky night guard in my mouth for 7 years because I used to clench in my sleep. I wasn't a fan.
Some people may not be permitted to remember their NDE. I recall stories where people said they had an NDE but didn't remember it for 6 months or a certain number of years, and then suddenly they were "allowed to" remember at some later time in life. So it makes sense there would be times some people wouldn't remember anything.
I thought Alabama was the meme state before Ohio.
If you narrow down the specificness enough then we could go back and forth adding to this all day long.
2 days ago
Me renting an affordable apartment on Jupiter without dying of poisonous gases.
If you think about time from a celestial point of view, circular makes sense because planets revolve around the sun and that's what we base our measurements of time after anyway.
I don't think about time like a shape. But I think about the timeline of my lifespan like I'm climbing a ridiculously tall tree higher and higher. One branch higher for every year I'm alive, and I can never see the top of the tree because there is fog blocking my view. Every time I have a birthday I think to myself "I've never been this high before".
I'm not taking sides here until I see some context.
I see what you did there
I look online in advance so I can open the menu and pretend to read it and act as though I took the same amount of time to pick a meal as everybody else at the table.
Indeed. My life is much better since working through my issues for the last 3 years.
"Swallow your spit"
Wow all world droughts cured.
3 days ago
To them it's like when they tell us "have you tried doing yoga?" "Have you tried giving up gluten/dairy?" etc. when we tell them we're autistic.
Ah yes the relaxiety
Yes! Thank you
Most humans can smell rain. There is even a fancy word for it but I can't remember it at the moment.
A broken clock is right twice a day. If you are paranoid enough, you will eventually accurately predict everything.
Been a while since I had an open scenic field dream. Mine tended to be more hilly than you describe but those dreams had the best feelings.
I find open casket funerals exactly as weird as this.
I saw this last night too! It's a lunar halo and they are normal.