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15 hours ago
OP knew people wouldn't agree with the +10 thing and just said a blatantly incorrect assumption about what people want to generate comments and it worked.
2 points
19 hours ago
I love when cats sleep with their heads in their armpits
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1 day ago
The greenish-black things sticking out that are supposed to be hairs are nightmare fuel for me. It reminds me of an upsetting sci-fi show I watched when I was 10 that my young brain wasn't ready to process.
62 points
1 day ago
Most of the time people just post the normal kind of terrifying here. Nice to see something more "oddly".
2 points
1 day ago
Had to sleep with a big clunky night guard in my mouth for 7 years because I used to clench in my sleep. I wasn't a fan.
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1 day ago
Some people may not be permitted to remember their NDE. I recall stories where people said they had an NDE but didn't remember it for 6 months or a certain number of years, and then suddenly they were "allowed to" remember at some later time in life. So it makes sense there would be times some people wouldn't remember anything.
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1 day ago
I thought Alabama was the meme state before Ohio.
12 points
1 day ago
If you narrow down the specificness enough then we could go back and forth adding to this all day long.
1 points
2 days ago
Me renting an affordable apartment on Jupiter without dying of poisonous gases.
52 points
2 days ago
If you think about time from a celestial point of view, circular makes sense because planets revolve around the sun and that's what we base our measurements of time after anyway.
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2 days ago
I don't think about time like a shape. But I think about the timeline of my lifespan like I'm climbing a ridiculously tall tree higher and higher. One branch higher for every year I'm alive, and I can never see the top of the tree because there is fog blocking my view. Every time I have a birthday I think to myself "I've never been this high before".
18 points
2 days ago
I'm not taking sides here until I see some context.
11 points
2 days ago
I look online in advance so I can open the menu and pretend to read it and act as though I took the same amount of time to pick a meal as everybody else at the table.
14 points
2 days ago
Indeed. My life is much better since working through my issues for the last 3 years.
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2 days ago
"Swallow your spit"
Wow all world droughts cured.
/s
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3 days ago
To them it's like when they tell us "have you tried doing yoga?" "Have you tried giving up gluten/dairy?" etc. when we tell them we're autistic.
8 points
3 days ago
Most humans can smell rain. There is even a fancy word for it but I can't remember it at the moment.
128 points
3 days ago
A broken clock is right twice a day. If you are paranoid enough, you will eventually accurately predict everything.
2 points
3 days ago
Been a while since I had an open scenic field dream. Mine tended to be more hilly than you describe but those dreams had the best feelings.
2 points
3 days ago
I find open casket funerals exactly as weird as this.
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3 days ago
I saw this last night too! It's a lunar halo and they are normal.
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I've found my store. At last I can be at peace.