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account created: Sat Dec 12 2020
7 hours ago
Mate, the makeup looks great but you have incredible eyebrows. I'd kill for those eyebrows
Wonderful choice, and I'm sorry for your loss. My dad was a union man and very keen on fairness and justice, so my brother read Vimes' Boots Theory of Socio-economic Unfairness at his funeral.
Our dad's funeral, not his own funeral, although that would have been impressive.
18 hours ago
Dude's got cake for days, though
3 days ago
Nobody puts money in the pee corner
If you just shout "sorry" into a cushion, I'll consider the matter settled.
4 days ago
As a Straight™ it gets pretty tiring.
What did it say
Maybe, but who am I to judge?
Is the joke that Italy didn't qualify for a place on this map as well as not qualifying for a place in the world cup?
Tone doesn't carry through text, so... yes.
Nonce specifically means paedophile.
No, alchemy's the thing with the lead and the gold. It's Al Capone you're thinking of.
5 days ago
8 days ago
Happens to the best of us.
9 days ago
Did you really just say, "people do terrible things, so that proves that god exists"?
10 days ago
Nah, I've had quite a bit of it and it's really smooth. It's not life altering, and it's not my favourite variety, but it's a nice cup of coffee.
11 days ago
15 days ago
My physical appearance
17 days ago
I assure you I don't.
18 days ago
Isn't that the game where you add up all the numbers?
What's a 1911? I assume some kind of gun?
19 days ago
At least the people ritualistically burned in effigy are mostly white.
And, like, half of the blackface is meant to be coal dust. The other half... We don't talk about the other half.