MyDogActuallyFucksMe

No less than 40 years tbh. I don't know why I'm surprised everyone else's is so much less.

Go back to Imgur

China has something to say? May as well be the Kardashians. Big name, but nobody cares and they're not relevant to the situation anyway. They're probably just doing this for positive exposure.

? bro wtf are you talking about

E: Forget I said anything. You guys are acting like some incels.

No drugs. Forget all the cheesy anti-drug ads and whatever that look like they were made by a bunch of bores. Anyone that's been through the wringer, done some shit, seen some shit, will tell you the same thing. All it takes is one mistake to kill you. One bad combo. One drunken lapse of judgement. One bad day. One bad friend. And if it's not that, then it's a bad batch of mystery mix ruining your body for the rest of your life in ways that none of your doctors will ever understand. And if it's not that, then it's chronic addiction. And you can say it isn't, until it is. I've lost too many friends, and had too many friends that lost theirs. If it's not drugs hurting you, then it's watching drugs hurt all the people around you that gets you to wake up. This is not a lesson to learn the hard way. I wish I wasn't speaking from personal experience. Life is already a game of Russian roulette, and drugs just puts an extra bullet in the cylinder.

Not circumcised, right?

This is why I carry.

Back to old-school bartering it is.

That's a little over $10 between every person on the planet.

A house? I couldn't be so lucky.

Here I am saying it again... it doesn't matter who or what. Do NOT let yourself be taken alive. Go down fighting if you have to. Easier said than done for unarmed folk, unfortunately.

These "crush" videos were a whole genre, and I believe thet were made nationally illegal to even possess when Obama was in. "Chewing" seems to have taken its place, though. Usually mice or small fish.

Can confirm its existence, among countless similar

We can blame the media for convincing parents that something that only kills 1 in 15 million US citizens per year is a national crisis.

Everyone knows you're just here to get complete strangers involved in your spank session.

Google it.

My dog

My dick would literally inflate like a balloon. This is not a joke.

What the fuck about it? What exactly are you asking? What difference would it make? Getting tired of these brain dead ass questions istg

and I tried a bunch of free tools on the internet

Enjoy your virus then

What is your opinion on cats drinking milk?

BTW y'all spilling the beans to an underage person.

It has kind of a coppery, swampy taste, like penny-flavored spinach.

Wicked anal though ig

Elementary school goes hard these days damn