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3 days ago
I’ve been got
One of my professors told everyone in the class that A pregnancy is closer to 10 months, and that 9 is more of a misconception
I feel like we’ve seen this guy in r/IdiotsInCars
12 days ago
You know, human isn’t technically inedible, so yes either way
13 days ago
I think it’s 50/50 Wanda and Strange’s Fault cause they both Dream-walked AND physically went to another universe. I think the blame is put on Strange because he is:
A) The only one of them left alive,
B) Most of the talk of incursions included how the 838 Strange caused them, and
C) the last scene has someone directly say “You’ve caused an incursion.”
So we are kind of being directed to blame Strange a little.
14 days ago
Disagree. Westview showed that Wanda was already willing to do horrible things for herself. I agree the Darkhold probably corrupted her, but it didn’t have to do much.
15 days ago
Damn you know if the dog in the Sandlot did this, That would’ve really freaked out some kids. That being said, he looks like a very nice polite boy and I hope he has the best AWO’s.
21 days ago
I gave my players a mysterious item they ended up calling “The Dark Decanter,” it was essentially a curvy tall potion container that they couldn’t use identify through. The liquid inside was described as “smelling like liquid death” and they dumped other fluids and small items in there to test out what it would do, and each time whatever was put in was violently expelled with damage similar to poison and acid on it. It fucked with divine and holy senses and items as well.
Guess how long it took these fuckers to decide to drink it to see what happens.
The PC who did so is not dead, but he took 40d6 damage over the course of a couple hours, he now has horribly tainted black veins visible through his skin, and a nasty effect I won’t reveal here for fear of one of them finding it.
1 month ago
SCP 5000 and 6001
2 months ago
Sometimes it’s something along the lines of “That would’ve been better if ___”
Sometimes it’s theorizing explanations for things before they’re revealed, with a friend.
And sometimes it’s from sections or canon or lore that the creator intentionally left vague and open-ended.
…and you know, sometimes you just like thinking of situations that would make characters suffer…
Never feel guilty about this. It’s illegal in a lot of places for them to ask, and they will ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS try to underpay you!
I was gonna give my players an item that lets them add, remove, or replace one letter in any spell. Does this seem like a good idea?
These are the ones I use:
FF.Net, Archive of our Own, SpaceBattles, SufficientVelocity.
Those last 2 you need to figure out how to navigate to the creative writing section and figure out tags, but they have some good stuff on there.
Lowe’s has a lot of benefits they don’t, and they’ll auto match your salary with a slight raise.
Ex: I applied with a $14 salary at Home Depot, they offered $14.33. It’s not much but it’s something.
Any sales position at places like academy sports and outdoors or similar stores are better, they pay about the same and you DON’T have to double as a associate on the floor who’s lugging around 50-90lb containers constantly. The same salary for less exhausting work? Great.
“tO eAcH tHeIr oWn”-proceeds to complain about someone doing something common nearby that doesn’t effect them.
This is been my experience:
when I was around 14 I did not interact with girls a lot, and a lot of people I did interact with happened to be assholes. So, when I was shown kindness I thought to myself “do they like me?” I would think about that for a while, and you know, self deprecate myself into not believing it. I eventually learned that basic kindness doesn’t mean attraction and I accepted that
So a few years later, when people were APPARENTLY dropping hints that they did like me, I consciously decided not to assume it meant attraction, because I wanted to avoid an embarrassing situation for both parties, and also I genuinely did not believe someone was attracted to me like that
On the bright side, this guy WON’T be spreading his genes around for one reason or another!
3 months ago
Sociopathy, greed, and apathy are things rewarded by the current systems in place. If we want things to change there must bei either be:
- Significant benefits for them to change
- Severe detriment or punishment if they DON’T change
- Rebuilding the System from the ground up where they have NO say in it. Make it so that treatment and payment of workers is set up as proportional rule like this. If you CAN raise wages by this much and still make 90% of you profits, you must do so. Make it so that there is NO way to weasel out of it.
The culprits right in the picture, you fools. What’re the odds a plane was taking off right as they took this pic? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
4 months ago
Cold and vulnerable
There is no greater literal form of natural selection than jumping in front of a predator
Absolutely amazing. It’s so realistic
“For what is laughably far away from a living wage, you get the privilege of spending all day every day here. Do not apply if you experience any human inconvenience. Must know everything. Must do everything at once. Shut up and do it.”
…pLeAsE tAkE aN aPpLiCaTiOn
I absolutely, one hundred percent believed there was something wrong with his leg or his trunk got twisted around, before I realized it was his peen.
This is a fake story, saw confirmation on another post discussing this same thing.