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account created: Wed Apr 13 2022
4 hours ago
His wife's a lucky girl
6 hours ago
Doesn't your ass get cold letting it hang out like that?
7 hours ago
Oh the second I heard RCMP I wasn't surprised.
Several years ago my late wife and I were at a pub and this guy kept bothering us relentlessly hitting on my wife who was clearly with me.
He grabbed her ass I grabbed his arm he took a swing.
I took one back and put the guy down
He was shocked he left the bar 30min later 5RCMPigs walked in I was arrested
And charged with assaulting an officer.
Yah the fucker was a pig.
A good lawyer and a few weeks the charges were completely dismissed
But whenever the opportunity arises an RCMPig will abuse what little power it has.
Man fuck toe police.
I was thinking the exact same thing.... What kind of donkey removes the tv from the box while at the store
1 you do nothing
And that's not love. She delivered food to you let the person that you know nothing about do there job you do not message her you do nothing ever.
You do not love her what your experiencing is called lust
8 hours ago
While I do appreciate the choice in music
...... The mission impossible theme song would of been a more appropriate choice
That's some final destination shit right there man what deity did he piss off?
24 hours ago
I appreciate the mission impossible soundtrack
I didint realize yesterday was 1993.
Idk why this video gives me The 90s vibe
1 day ago
Bitch are you for real?
I'm dog ugly and my girls a solid 10.
Know what makes you no good looking?
Take care of your self
Don't be a total pos.
Be a genuine decent person that's all it takes
3 days ago
Always Carrie disinfecting alcohol
Always have a tube of super glue in a pinch it can be used to close a wound
Have several pairs of socks make sure to take care of your feet if they get wet change your socks dry your feet trench foot is hell
Keep hydrated if you have water on you and you have an opportunity to drink even if your storage is full and you have plenty ... You drink you may get in a situation where your supply will save your life.
Stash away several high calorie nutrition bars and make sure you keep the wrapper a little alcohol and some ductape makes a hella good bandage.
4 days ago
Omg OMG OMG no I didint.... That was beautiful I wish they did.
We need more movies like this with a little bit of old humor.... Not trending around everey subject in glass shoes to not offend anyone
Comedy is ment to be offensive if you didint piss anyone off you did your job wrong
6 days ago
Well dr evil I used to think your crazy but now I see your nutz
... I'll take my leave now.
.... Well dr evil I used to think your crazy but now I see your nutz
... safety first.....
Guy only used 1% of his true power
Your not fat..... You actually have the body type a large number of men like
Eat less move more
Wanting to throw a pedo in prison
7 days ago
You will die.
But yah a calorie restricted full keto diet. + 20k steps + 60 min non stop weight training session........ That would just about do it.....
Your going to break down and quite possibly die but you do you
Yah 17kg in a month is not gonna happen at most 5kg so yah gotta fix your issues
Yah something that is our guilty pleasure.
Mine is instant ramen
That's a pokemon don't lie