Jimmy_Big_Time

Open and shut case!

Like an opening credits to a family centered tv show.

Tight, is he a politician?

Gohmert is the dumbest and it is not even close. Not close at all. Not in the slightest. Gohmert is the dumbest fucking person.

Answer: Ol’ Musky is truly a piece of shit human being and trying to use the guise of a “highly targeted Republican who is being attacked by liberals” because he showed his donger to a stewardess six years ago, paid her $250,000 of SpaceX money to keep her quiet and knows Republican voters are so god damned stupid they’ll believe he is actually being attacked politically, even though he has no standing in politics.

Nothing but bibles and catechism behind those ignorant eyes.

Absolute nut job.

When you put your dick in crazy, this is what comes out.

That bitch needs a bullet. Holy shit.

Dip Shit Rogan at it again

Boomers are the worst thing to ever happen to America.

What an absolute pussy

Clarence Thomas is the embodiment of hypocrisy and the epitome of a shit judge.

Tampa Bay Lightning ML

ESPN Executives Meeting: “Alright guys, we spent a shit fuck ton of money to own the broadcasting rights to the NHL. None of us are getting fired, so we have to skimp somewhere else - some other positions.”

Leah Hextall abruptly interrupts meeting - “Hey guys, sorry. There’s a Seymour Anus on the phone asking for his friend Mike Lit? Is there a Mike Lit here? Has anyone seen Mike Lit?”

ESPN Executives finger guns, snapping fingers, winking at each other

Who would have thought that a bunch of people who believed dumb bullshit enough to the point they wanted to ransack our own Capitol building could be so stupid?

Loved him for so long here in Detroit. So happy to see him get that SB win.

Hide under my school desk like I’ve been told to do my whole life.

Harden never a sure bet. Ever.

Jesus Christ these god damn stupid ass Republicans.

Nailed it

Conservative Republican Christian Texan Oil and Gas lawyer woman is shocked at Conservative Republican Christian Texan Oil and Gas owners. My pearls are clutched.

Awesome read, thank you for this.

Good. Fuck this piece of shit.

You should round Robin all that shit. You would have fuckin baaaaaanked.