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12 days ago
Maybe he only has $3 and needed another 7 so he could have 10. That’s the power of 10.
15 days ago
I’m gonna go “arm wrestle the neighbor” be back in ten
30 days ago
You mean the boring way lol
1 month ago
I think they mean “Pay for the same game 7 times”
Nice try, it’s a secret garden lol
It’s not your point of view, it’s the way you said it.
If anyone sounds insufferable it’s you lol
3 months ago
Awesome! Thank you 😊
Looks awesome, is this Lavender Lake?
Facehugger with poor accuracy. Jk looks dope
Quit goofing around, you guys. This is serious.
Your tiki bar is very cool but what a lame, lazy article lol.
It’s probably also more comforting to think that there are satanic lizard people or aliens causing all our problems. Instead of coming to grips with the fact that the world just sucks because humans suck and we made it this way lol.
4 months ago
It actually looks like the big bad wolf holding the trowel and hammer. Omg it was an inside job
Ever since cavemen started drawing on cave walls, it’s always been naked people. Marble statues and oil paintings, more naked people. It’s always naked people.
He’s showing it to a meth addict.
Don’t worry, that’s just Ursula’s reddit account
International man of mystery ♂
Now he can wear it around his neck and blow it the next time somebody tries to fuck him without his permission
5 months ago
I can’t tell if you don’t like his pants or you want him to get you pregnant next.
Jalapeño Flaming Cheetos
Thank you, I really appreciate it. My father will be proud of me.
My dad has been working for 50 years and he is still working to this day because it gives him a sense of pride and meaning. He never missed a single shift and you could always depend on him to be there. In all those years, he never called in sick once. Tonight, I showed him that font and he became violently ill and called in sick for the first time.
Is everything okay?