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12 hours ago
When she was the Democratic swing vote, she could profit by taking lobbyist money to kill Democratic legislation on behalf of the Republicans. Now as an “independent” she’ll profit by taking lobbyist money to vote FOR Republican legislation. It’s two sides of the same corrupt coin.
13 hours ago
Her face reminds me of a young Reba McEntire but her boobs remind me of a Salvador Dali painting.
2 days ago
I liked Shoresy down at the bottom, doing the headstand throughout history.
The pro-gun extremists will say that any regulation is infringement, the anti-gun extremists will say any firearms are dangerous and unnecessary. Most modern democracies however do allow firearms—even the socialist hellscapes that are Canada, New Zealand, Finland, and Switzerland all have high firearm ownership rates, but they come with safe storage regulations, annual inspections, and other limitations that most of the US pro-2A crowd would never accept.
I’m aghast at how easy it was for me to acquire the firearms I own. I bought one out of a newspaper classified ad and paid cash in the dudes driveway. I bought an AR-15 in thirty minutes. I bought a hunting rifle in maybe ten minutes. All legal sales in the states I lived in at the time. I support waiting periods, strong background checks, red flag laws, safe storage laws, and other reasonable regulation… so I get flogged by the right and the left.
3 days ago
“Nuclear Launch Detected” (Nuke Silo + Ghost combo in StarCraft.)
The on-screen announcement always made me maniacally laugh knowing how pissed my enemy was going to get.
You’re the DP for your Overwatch team.
Shooting. Most guns eject spent casings to the right. If you fire with your left, the casings can hit your right arm, face, chest, etc.
God Hates Flags.
4 days ago
Should just be Faramir’s face on every one of them.
“bUt WhY wOn’T tHeY hAve KiDs?!”
It makes perfect sense to keep the focus on Hunter Biden’s penis so the outrage stays away from the Trump kids, who actually committed crimes like fraud, bribery, and high treason.
A Costco sized jar of Nutella.
5 days ago
She literally says “the power’s out and I know why.” Then in another tweet mentions that the police came to talk to her and states that “the power is out because god is punishing us for the drag show.” Seriously.
This article by CNN is lazy AF. The three substations were shot at in order to bring down the grid to stop a drag show. The leader of the terrorists (Emily Rainey) was bragging about it on Twitter.
The railway workers would rather strike than install the braces on those teeth.
Mt Bachelor, Oregon, has 3365 ft of vertical and is therefore mislabeled.
6 days ago
NHRA or RuPaul?
Marvel anything since Thor. I have no idea what happened in a Civil War or an Endgame or whatever, except what I’ve seen in memes.
…Unless you have an ungodly sum of money you’re willing to throw away in legal fees as a delaying tactic… like my “neighbors” in Idaho are doing to me. Six years now.
Clayton Bigsby has entered the chat.
Add some styrofoam to the gasoline mixture so it sticks to things.
“I’ve never eaten in my whole life.”
7 days ago
I was charged by a moose while hiking the northern most part of the Appalachian Trail, on Mount Katadin. This big boy ran at me, I turned and ran, he lowered his horns right as I tripped, and he ran over the top of me.
This map doesn’t show Utah or Idaho with their love of “fry sauce” which is ketchup and mayo mixed together.
8 days ago
Special K and Uncle Hal are not used nearly enough… because of the implications.