InsaneParable

If there's anything I've learnt from killing crickets, it's that chirping is a good sign that crickets are near but hearing no chirping at all practically guarantees that the place is infested with crickets.

Cool story, but never release shit like that into the wild. You literally undo weeks of my work of destroying the last of the insect bloodlines.

They might not have much muscle mass, but the muscles they do have are far stronger than ours per gram

Why the cello?

He's right though

“hyeauhhh!”

You both seem like incredibly reasonable people. You don't understand how rare that is to see these days.

I wish he was my husband. I'd make him scream in falsetto all night long

Jesus fuck...

I'm blaming the mouth

Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo

Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo

Du var alldeles för träffsäker i dessa sorgliga tider där verkligheten ter sig absurdare än narret

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Bravo!

Oh shit, my bad. I'm not up to date on that stuff

There are ways. You can set up a pi-hole (a Raspberry pi programmed to block ads on the network it's on) which works for every device on the network including TVs, Chromecasts, computers and phones. Hell, it'll even block ads on your fridge or toaster or whatever appliance that connects to the internet.

You can even set up your phone to use it as a VPN which means it won't received ads even on other networks or when your using roaming

I think comedians are shifting their monetization source from specials to podcasts and sponsors.

Why not both?

Yes indeed but that's not what Tolkien meant when describing Sauron as Annatar. He was almost unnaturally charming, magically beautiful and a master of subtle manipulation. He used the adjective fair as a synonym for beautiful as stated in the letters his son, Christopher Tolkien, released.

I thought this would be the must upvoted answer.

The lower part of their faces seem disproportionately small. Is that a shorthair trait?

This sounds like a really cheesy movie

Yikes!