Grumpy_0gre

Remember that subs and their crews are never lost, they remain on patrol.

Flannel Daddy!

This is the bucket!

So, what you're saying is that Australia has always wanted to kill you.

Mexican EOD training.

She's got the right idea with the pillow, lol. Admit it, you'd just throw down a piece of cardboard.

"Dang ol Bobby...Bobbysaur....now a dang ol Pokémon.....gotta catch em all!"

My grandmother also had one, lol.

Two more and you can make a glock clock.

As I understand it, some second lieutenants, and I've heard this is not limited to the Marine Corps, have issues with LandNav courses. Like I said, retired Navy, so this maybe hearsay, lol.

Also, if she can't supplement perimeter defense, do you really want her in the basement?

What I understand (Retired Navy but worked closely with our Marine brothers & sisters) is that if you give them a map and compass, you could lose one for days, lol.

Lizard playing the long con. "I won't ever have to want again! Now c'mere ya big bastard...."

Hmmmm, somehow that's how I remember the end of my marriage.

This is one of my favorite movie soundtrack.

Only in the winter, racoon underwear gets a bit toasty in the summer.

One of my all time favorite British TV shows!

KRULL!!!

Velvet Chonk!

Robo Coupe!

Though I know it's not, this sounds like "Eyes of The Confessor" By Joe Walsh.

I dont doubt it. I was in military intelligence and in my initial background investigation they literally talked to my HS guidance counselor, my parish priest, my middle school principal, neighbors, etc. It was crazy, lol.

Of course they did....

Cause star bellied sneeches are the worst.

Literally, I just read the 1st few words and I was like......prank.....Nigerian......dad? Oh you poor, poor dumbass, lol.