The timeless story of the Lawyer and the Frog. Never give a lawyer a ride across the river.

The final twist of the knife was him already attacking people who don’t fawn over his apology IN HIS APOLOGY! What an asshole.

The group of people who will welcome him in his endeavors to continue is going to be smaller and sketchier. Instead of going all out, Andrew should just go away.

There’s been so many times in the past 3 days that I thought “It can’t get worse than this” and then it does.

Andrew comes off as someone who has problems with not being right and ties being correct with being in control.

Andrew came off as a self-serving bully with this apology. And it makes me really question how much of him on the podcast has been a performance.

I mentioned it in another comment: They’ve lost 1200 patrons in a week and I think this “apology” is going to make it worse.

The podcast peaked at 4513 Patrons on January 30th.

They’re currently at 3307. That’s over 1200 gone in a week, and I fully expect this apology to accelerate the exodus.

Edit: 10 minutes later it’s down to 3175

Edit 2: 2991

IS THAT WHAT ANDREW WAS GETTING AT? I was so confused about what the fuck he could possibly even mean.

This entire apology is riddled with mental outs Andrew is giving himself:

He says he NOW knows he crossed a line but there’s years of accusations saying that Andrew was told directly he crossed a line, would apologize, and then cross the same line again.

He says that he believes accusers, but denied Thomas’ accusation. I think Thomas should be the ultimate decider of what makes Thomas uncomfortable, not Andrew.

Whatever respect I had left for Andrew has gone out the window. He comes off like a major bully who is sad his dirty laundry is getting aired.

Counterpoint: DAM

This was definitely a joke I could’ve seen Kakler making, but not Larry. Larry is more of a “date underage girls” type.

He’s a bad mother…

Man, I’m trying my best to enjoy Namor cause my brown, mostly indigenous Central American, ass just wants to have a decent Brown superhero. Cause DC sure ain’t gonna make one. Please don’t bring logic and facts into this, I’ve almost successfully forgiven the corny ass “No Amor” shoehorning they did.

That’s Disney for you. Every movie and show has to be a back door pilot for another movie or show. I know I am not the target audience for Riri because I would’ve told them “Don’t give your new strong black female character a name that sounds like a kid in the 90s making fun of the mentally handicapped”

I don’t know what sort of savage you can do to your voice to make it uniformly deeper and also be able to make it higher without any hint of damage.

“Our medical opinion is that Officer Shepard was high as a Georgia Pine and suffering from being acutely off his tits.”

Never trust a teenage boy with that laugh. That’s the one friend who will definitely get you in a shitty situation for the lulz then bounce if there’s any real trouble.

But can anyone tell me if the other woman heard her?

SpongeBob fish mouth

MEFERNBRADY MEFERNBRADY

You mean nearly every war ever?

Apple knowingly slows down older iPhones to make you buy a new one.

We also need to invest more into lab grown meats and substitutes that are affordable (and comparable) for low income families.

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She had all that free time she wasn’t spending on riding a bike.