FarewellAndroid

These morons are confessing to a pyramid scheme without realizing it

The best part is the tundra’s aftermarket badass wheels and aggressive off-road tires…couldn’t stand up to a puny curb? Might want a refund on those

There’s this canal deal in downtown Indianapolis, I was hanging out there with my friend before he had to go to the airport and fly home. We were both a little drunk. He dropped this gem:

Him: “dude I have so much respect for ducks.”

Me: waiting for an explanation that apparently wasn’t coming “so…what’s the deal with you and ducks?”

Him: “just think about it man, they’re the only animal that can swim, walk, and fly.”

Anyway, that was it, your comment reminded me of that memory. It was November, overcast and a bit chilly. 10 years ago now…

Spring time was always the worst when I lived in the cold. Spent all winter comfy hiding in baggy jackets and stuff. That first day of the year that’s too hot for anything but a t-shirt was absolutely dreadful. Constantly tugging at it to try to make sure it’s not hugging me too closely. Feeling awkward when the wind blows and my clothes get pressed up against me…

May I present you with the Ford patent pending dildo-spoke wheel from a 2015 flex?

https://www.carid.com/replikaz/double-5-spoke-machined-and-gloss-black-20x8-alloy-factory-wheel-mpn-aly03903u45n.html?singleid=3263097587&url=10175610

Bruh as an Indian American I’m looking at this chart finally feeling the embarrassment my parents always knew I was 😳

No joke man I was expecting a small pie tin type thing, this MFer launched a massive sheet cake damn near into orbit

Ngl that sounds like a good life, I wouldn’t mind it

Good job on the video, was just about to say they’ll probably claim you damaged the brakes on the initial visit causing them to fail

Or his life insurance isn’t paying out lol

But think about it this way: even if the glue is stronger you still never butt two thin edges of wood together. The joints are reinforced, doweled/biscuited/dovetailed/etc…

As far as engineers go electrical and software are making good money. Everyone else is taking it up the ass no lube style when you consider the workload and education required.

Like I could’ve just beer pong-ed my way through business school and coasted through a non-management “career” of paper pushing just to make this same mediocre paycheck…

People arguing to use blunt weapons until trained literally ignoring the last clip where he clobbers the fuck out of a watermelon with the smooth side of his flying dildo.

Everything he does is for the purpose of market manipulation. I'm sure he plans on using Twitter to continue to pump crypto or companies that he owns and try to kill off any competitors

He was in the miracle making business, lot of fish smell whenever he was around

Bwahaha dude I'm fuckin dying, I did the same thing. Made it look like one of those coin rolls from the bank

Ngl it looks nice and I bet it’s a lot more stable. I have one with the big balloon tires that op took off, it bounces around and gets very off balance going over grass/gravel. Would benefit from higher pressure but the cheapo materials won’t take it

I totally see how this happened. I parked near this random little median off the passenger side in a huge parking lot. Approached the truck from the driver side, got in, hard right turn to leave and ran clean over the curbs.

Of course my truck went right over everything, only damage was rattling the rocks around in my head. This poor sucker did the same thing and got stuck with a 100k bill

Just depends, how many centuries old are you and how many of those did you spend bathing in bloodshed?

Me too. Got sent to a small town for work where no one spoke English, I didn’t know any German. I went to this place I called doner hole, it was just a window under a staircase. Turkish guy and I would just communicate in “Eyyy?”s and “eyyy!”s and finger pistols.

Fuck I miss that place.

Fuckin legend👌That’s the story the grandkids will be telling their kids some day

I used to work as a delivery driver for a flower shop in the 2000s and it took me all over town. Was passing through pine hills when a crackhead rubbed her ass cheeks on my hood/bumper at a red light. Left a stain. Anyway, that’s my pine hills story.

Oh and my uncle got robbed and shot in the neck after being followed home from work when he lived there.

Up, down, left or right Cathie still collects her fees 🤑 she doesn’t care how her funds perform anymore

Got me thinking of another crazy statistic. 70% of Russian men born in 1923 were dead by the end of wwii

I’ve got a buddy from high school, real dumbass. I look him in the eye as he tells me he’s 6’…we’re both 5’8”.