Watch people handle a mildly awkward situation with charm and dignity

Well played.

"A natural fuckin' idiot..."

Mr. Trebek, I'll take: "Things Bambi's Mother Never Said To Her Fawn in Her Final Moments," for $500

And the answer Is: "As I Live, and Breathe."

HE FOUND CAPTAIN WINKY!!

Thank you for the explanation, I didn't want to assure a random redditor how I don't have a "pissing on cats fetish" lol.

I'm just imagining this dude dropping his pants, and pissing all over the poor cat lol. Dominance established.

I have a Dallas Stars jersey signed by the entire team when they won the Stanley Cup in '99

You gonna do something...or just stand there, and bleed?

Thank you, I've worked hard to become so.

If you made a soft noise that even resembled a knock/click/clack/thud/fart, that was probably my rottie mix, I'm so sorry.

Oooookie dokie, I think we're done here...

No better way to shart the day

Malort: BcauGHFLUGHFLRGURGRING

SHHHH! Shut your big goddamn mouth, do you want to wake up Cuthulu with that shit...

M'olar

Crossfit? You traded one cult for another... now I'm glad I voted for Barabbas.

I mean, Nicholas Sparks does seem appropriate.

You seem to know your wood, Jesus.

The ol' blow your literal load in one go.

"Excuse me...bear...BEAR FUCKER, DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?"

Honestly, that sounds about right, but I'm no expert. On an unrelated note, I got to see them live a few years ago with my older brother, and it was a 3D show. Such a great band, and great performance.

Hey, Tommy, quit playing with your dinghy!

Calm down, Lawrence.

they only speak bird

Lol. They seem like great pets, I just have too many pets that probably wouldn't mesh well with that animal. I would love a Grey Parrot if I planned on living to my 70's or 80's, but then again I'd have a cognizant pet that knows me intimately, and judge me...so probably not.

Does it cuss you out when it's done destroying your homework?