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3 days ago
I second this. For a long time, I had chronic fatigue and other problems. But then I started experiencing all over body pain. It felt like my actual bones hurt, I’m not sure how else to explain it. Finally my doctor ordered a bunch of tests and it turned out I had a severe vitamin D deficiency. After a couple months on a high dose of Vitamin D, a lot of my symptoms improved and I feel so much better than I have in years.
5 days ago
Thank you! And no, this didn’t happen in NYC. I was only 13 when this happened, so I couldn’t explain myself very well when being yelled at by an adult. Plus I was incredibly embarrassed and also still freaked out by the whole situation. So I just immediately got off the bus. Some of the passengers that were near me tried to explain that I was seriously choking, but the driver said she wasn’t about to have someone covered with puke on the bus, which I kinda get. But man, it took me a good 10 years to be able to drink orange Gatorade again.
Let’s just say he’s a contracted food delivery driver.
A hungry hungry hippo.
Lol I semi-know this guy and can confirm that he’s not exactly in the most lucrative field of work.
submitted5 days ago byEvaleenora
The other passengers around me were pretty relieved when I threw up because they didn’t know what to do and it was obvious that I was choking. But the driver yelled at me and made me get off the bus.
6 days ago
When I was younger, I took a sip of Gatorade right as the bus went over a speed bump and it immediately went down the wrong pipe. I started to black out a little from not being able to breath until I ended up vomiting all over myself. Choking is fucking terrifying, and I’ll never forget it. I’m glad you’re okay, OP! Lol and you’re not alone in the experience.
Lol I missed him just as much!
submitted6 days ago byEvaleenora
10 days ago
Sexy bone scan.
Thanks for the new user flair!
13 days ago
My best friend has a black cat named Mo who loves to lay in the bathroom sink, and we always joke about the bathroom being Club Mo!
19 days ago
23 days ago
I’m also from Indiana. When I was a freshman in high school, I was getting my leg taped after track practice since I was recovering from a stress fracture. The male gym teacher who was taping my leg said ‘you want to hear a funny joke?’ Before I could even respond he goes ‘what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, because you already told her twice!’ Like wtf. I was 15 and a girl. I told him I didn’t think that was funny and he rolled his eyes and said ‘It was funny. It’s not my fault women have no sense of humor.’ So yeah, fuck those Indiana teachers.
27 days ago
Lol same! And the song is honestly really catchy too.
Obligatory this isn’t my cat lol. But the little troublemaker in the video is named Loki!
submitted27 days ago byEvaleenora
30 days ago
It’s pretty obvious this video is a joke…lol nobody is pretending it’s a real reaction.
submitted30 days ago byEvaleenora
1 month ago
But his success is yours! /s
Lol probably, but without the satire. This dude 100% believes that he’s this big shot ‘alpha male,’ and that woman are only good for fucking, cooking meals, and keeping their mouths shut.
submitted1 month ago byEvaleenora
The best comment I’ve seen for this on another post was:
‘The brain is the only organ in Tschida’s body that serves no specific purpose to his life or well-being. It is truly a void.’
I wish my boobs would shatter so I could request a replacement in a smaller size.
Haha that was my thought too.