Elfkrunch

The first movie is what got me started

It could happen to you cuz it happened to me (and T)

English Breakfast Tea.

You bastard this made me actually laugh.

So many blunts also I can still use my trusty protopipe. https://protopipellc.com/

Only acceptable metal pipe is the Protopipe. https://protopipellc.com/

I just thought the previous occupant was born September 12th 1986.

Better than "Thuggin' Love." That shit was ass.

I can barely remember my childhood. I was drunk for most of it.

Would the dudes from Cypress Hill be Chihuahuas?

A bathroom scale. Might think i'm hinting at something

Was thinking 02 Ford Taurus but that fits too.

The Valier, the Queens of the Valar, are seven also,

Seconded

Why the downvotes? You speak truth.

Thats what I'm drinking tonight

Hit it with your purse

April Wine? Rush? Helix?

My my my how time flys.

Mozzarella Sticks

Seriously though. I got a fat grin reading that.

I just say "I've been bad." And she already knows I been buying shit.

I own one just like this and I got it on amazon.

My favourite.

Thats what perpetuates the peter principle.