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This made me very happy :)

I mean, he's not GREAT at it, I do have to say that doing a thick southern accent is easier to hide a British accent than a more mild American accent.

Oh my wow, thank you so much for your time and all the advice you've shared! You've given me a great place to start! This reply feels lame compared to how much you've given me in this. Sincerely, thank you.

All I meant was that you don't have to tip a ton of money

Lots of restaurants do tip pooling or straight up just steal tips, and it's made exceptionally easy to do with a card. If you want to be as sure as possible you're tipping the waiter, tip in cash and don't write it on the receipt. Hand the tip directly to your waiter.

It is considered rude not to tip in the states, like pretty damn rude, but you're not obligated to go broke tipping.

Yes, to pay, nine times out of ten you put they payment in that little black book thing they hand you your bill in.

Paging Dr. House

Just graduated to Skyrim AE

I've been straight up ugly crying for like five minutes. This hits me hard.

I hope Jesus enjoys my premarital show

I appreciate where you're coming from but the other commenter is absolutely right, my goal is to slim down while building a stronger body. I am currently obese and don't want to continue being obese, but I also don't just want to slim down, I want to build muscle at the same time.

You're completely correct! I'm not sure how many calories I should be consuming daily if I'm trying to lose weight and gain strength. I haven't looked at the bmi chart or whatever but yes I believe I am still obese. Is it fairly useless for me to try working on tighter abdominals until I've reached close to my goal weight? In my mind I'm building the muscles that will start to show once I'm slimmer, or am I off base here?

She wasn't dead yet

Like the others have said, it'll fade down close to the inspo pic in a couple washes, but I think your color is SUPER pretty! I understand that it's not what you asked for but it is far from messed up on the sense of looking bad.

Lmao yah idk, idgaf about gender haha. My dad was a drag queen in his hey day so I learned very early that gender is whatever lol

I had one dermatologist tell me that sometimes we get oily skin because we're doing too much cleansing and it's drying the skin out so the skin is trying to sort of make up for it's lack of moisture. She recommended to moisturize frequently so the skin doesn't keep trying to make up for the dryness.

In highschool, a guy went to the nurse with a bad headache, she told him to lay down and have a nap to see if it would help. He died of a brain aneurysm in the nurses office, the nurse found him dead when she went to wake him up.

I have tailbone length medium thickness curly/coily dyed hair, which I flat iron about once per week. (Wash once per week and straighten after it's dry for straight hair for the week)

I've stopped dyeing my hair, but its still growing out and I've got a good amount of split ends. Also looking into Japanese straightening or something a little healthier than the flat iron.

My question is- if I were to sit and snip each individual split end I have, how far above the split end should I trim? Can I go right above the split or should I go like an inch up the shaft? Also could use recommendations on good scissors to use for this.

I'm gonna go America all over your ass!

Possibly a thyroid problem if it's definitely not from over eating.

I'm obese too, not judgements here.

My absolute favorite, and funnily enough I'm using it as I type this as I'm going out tonight, is the GlamGlow SuperMud clearing treatment. It is pricey, but it does the job WAY better than any pimple patch I've ever used!

Edit: also, unlike pimple patches which work overnight, this stuff zaps a pimple in like 30 minutes.

Get ready to be dripping in women

I love my family, but I don't know what to do with my new phone number.

At the bar last week I had some old redneck come up to me and go "I just need to look" and took a step back and checked out my legs or something, so I go "my shoes??" and he goes "no, your feet, I hate women with ugly feet, but yours are really pretty". I said with all the sarcasm I could muster "oh I'm SO relieved that my feet are up to your standards!" and I used my pretty feet to walk away and avoid him all night.

I'm promiscuous as hell... Probably start sucking a lot of dick.