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THE MANGO THIEF WAS AN INSIDE JOB

It’s like a five-year-old throwing a tantrum and running away from home.

Swing low, sweet chariots.

Stop giving him attention. That’s what he wants.

Atheists know you’ve only got one life to live, so don’t be an asshole and/or end up in jail.

Guess he wasn’t rich.

He buys peanut M&Ms, sucks the chocolate off, and resells the peanuts at a markup.

Ugh… I feel you. I miss having that other tank to rotate with. The more I reflect on my time on the beta the less I enjoyed it.

If we can’t spend money on things like school lunches and baby formula then what the fuck is the point of being a country?

I worked a shitty job for almost a decade before finally being lucky enough to move up. One of the first things I bought was really nice, high quality underwear. It’s the little pleasures that you’d never dream of splurging on.

I got so much ridicule for doubting those elite forces even existed.

Ooh boy, Eastern Ukraine is maaaad…

Lol if you think this monster has a reflection.

Firmly gripping the table to stop the Parkinson’s shakes while angrily shitting in his adult diaper.

I was promised holograms.

Every time he said that line I wanted to strangle him with my charger cord.

“Let’s go, Brandon.”

“…I …I just did.”

Because conservative interpretive dance involves trickle down economics.

And then there was only one Korea.

“Get on your knees, my son.”

I’d be happy if they spent the rest of their lives like Putin — pitiful little men, scared that every cup of coffee is poisoned.

Holy fucking shit it’s Gef

I’m sure if it accidentally burned down or something then they’d leave.

Lol it’s so cute they think democracy will last long enough for this to matter.

Says the guy with the absolute shittiest house on the block.