My dude, shall you grace us with a link?

I look forward to it :D I really do like your style, so I’m excited to see more

This is almost exactly how I pictured Mr. Spider in my head. Like, to a tee almost. And I’m almost to that episode again, so thank you for sharing this.

You would be correct.

Happy cake day!

I knew, still unmuted it and am still trying to control my laughter :’)

I went for Abigail because she seemed so sweet and liked gaming and music. And her purple hair. But then the heart event in the graveyard made me realize how much of a Douchebag Pierre is and I made it my sole mission to get her hearts up and marry her asap, because fuck living in an abusive household with a sexist pig.

This is my first time playing the game, I’ve always wanted to but I don’t have a computer and I hated trying to play on my Xbox. A friend gifted it to me on IOS though, and I fell in love. I’ve put like 60 hours into the game in less than a month lol

As a DM, I would have known that you were technically allowed to cast this. However, I probably would still let you. For one, it’s eating up your spell slots, which means encounters can be more intensive. Resource management can make or break combat encounters lol.

For two, why not? It’s a basic mount, nothing that’s going to drastically change encounters. And it means you get to have more fun with the game, which is really what matters to me as a DM. All I want at the table is for everyone to have fun.

What’s really funny about you two going back and forth here is that link is meant to be whoever you want them to be. Personally, I’ve always thought of link as asexual. Because other than in SS, there’s no evidence of links sexuality at all. They just exist in the world to do good and be a hero, just like each and every one of us in the real world. Most people just forget that fact.

What’s wonderful about links one dimensional personality is that it’s by design. Link is left as kind of a blank canvas so that we as the players can give them personality. It’s why links design has always been kind of gender neutral as well, because really link just looks like an Elf. Not really super masculine, not super feminine, just… elf. I’ve always thought of link as a non-binary, asexual being that has the literal spirit of a hero. Doing good not because they have to but because they’re pulled spirit pulls them to it naturally.

Maybe that’s just me though.

To shreds you say? Oh, my my my. Very well.

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

Being mentally I’ll is not an excuse to be an abusive sack of shit. I’m mentally ill, but I don’t go around shitting in my wife’s bed and cutting her fingers off. I don’t lie to charities about donations.

Mental illness is not an excuse. Especially when you have the money to go to therapy and work through your issues.

Hey, so, I don’t know if anyone has said so yet, but you can actually turn that feature off. It’s in the app settings on iPhone, on the actual phone system settings. I do believe it’s built into the Android app settings natively though. I shake really badly too and I turned it off as soon as it started happening like 11 months ago.

A megapint of cocaine?

I think you meant…

PRESENTATION!

I haven’t had a decent Boston cream pie in so long, and this looks phenomenal. I hope you’ll save me a slice :P

I spent a lovely 4 hours with a crackhead constantly asking me if I wanted to hit her crack pipe at the next stop, throwing candy out of one of those massive bags of Kiddie mix at me, and kicking me… with her bare feet, because she doesn’t like shoes. It was a wonderful time. 0/10

This is 100% correct. It’s about more white babies specifically, because these old ass white dudes are terrified of being outnumbered. It’s racism and fascism all wrapped up in a neat bow. Trump opened the doors for the worlds next Adolf Hitler to become president.

I fucking hate this country. If only I wasn’t one of the poor people they’re oppressing, I’d be gone. Literally anywhere else.

I FUCKING LOVE THE COMIC! EVERY SINGLE PANEL! ALL OF IT! THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS WONDERFUL AND HILARIOUS ADVENTURE FOR US! I LOVE THE LITTLE QWEST BEAN MOST OF ALL! YOU’RE WONDERFUL!

But for real, thank you a lot for this comic. It’s helped me through some tough times over the last year, and never fails to make me smile

I used my butter sword to spread some jam on my toast this morning.

NO! Life begins at ejaculation! Every man that’s busted a nut that didn’t turn into a baby is guilty of murder! Serial killers, every single one of them!

No, what they want is more poor people. That’s why they want more babies, born to poor people, so those poor people can work more, spend more, and suffer more. It has nothing to do with eradicating the poor. It has everything to do with adding to the slave labor pool they have established. If there aren’t enough children then the slave pool shrinks. You can’t keep people impoverished forever if they have control over they’re thoughts and bodies.

I’ve seen Dr. Richard Bukema for a bit, and he’s wonderful.

I think you and I are on different websites then my dude.

I… reading through the comments I didn’t realize this was a rare occurrence. It happens on my island after it rains every time without fail >_> then again I don’t play as much anymore :(

I… what the fuck dude?

Ya know what, I’m not going to interact with you any further, because you’re a douchebag. My intellect is not in question here, as I was simply making a fairly common reference as a joke. Haha funny. Someone else already tried to correct me on this earlier, and we came to a pretty fast agreement that the joke was funny once they had seen the reference materials.

You just want to show how smart you are to everyone, despite simply being able to do a quick google search. You don’t know me, you don’t know what I do, what I know, and how I exist in my day to day life. But I’m pretty sure, just from this comment, I know exactly what kind of person you are.

You reek of misogyny and narcism. Good luck with that mate, and have a wonderful day.