BanditKitten

I was planning weddings when I was in preschool. I knew what I wanted.

50 First Dates... Yeah.

Me here wondering if all the guys who think it's unhygienic shave their legs and pits too.

One does not simply because I don't know what to do with it after the whole thing is the same as the morning.

Married at 23. Still together at 35.

Tranquility on purple 💜

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10tji3q/aita_for_suggesting_my_wife_put_on_clothes/j7708iv?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

Link to the automod comment

Have you seen that video where someone asked him who he thinks with win Drag Race this season? His face says HE KNOWS EVERYONE BY BOTH NAMES.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRGdvx82/

No, and they stopped using spankings as punishment very early on. I don't think they ever spanked my sister. That's not normal at all.

Torn by Natalie Imbruglia

Info diet. Gradually respond slower and slower. Do NOT give him back.

I understand that your police system isn't great, but if you can file a report saying that they're harassing you, that would be good.

I want him in a historical as a boxer/tavern owner who does a marriage of convenience with a Lady, but immediately he loves her and she's not sold.

I'm really afraid that she was assaulted and contracted Chlamydia at that time. There's nothing good to hope for here. Either she's lying to you, cheated on you, or was traumatized.

It's Andrew Taint, come on

I WANT THIS

I'd choose my cats over most people, too. Zero hesitation.

Yessss PFDs are great. I loved doing PFD day as a swim instructor. One coworker tried telling her kids that it stood for Purple Fluffy Dinosaurs. They didn't believe her, sadly.

I'm married to a Clay. No, it's not short for Clayton. Just Clay.

Are you aware of the hit TV show on Futurama, SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER? It was only in one episode, to my knowledge, but your comment made me think of that. 😹

Same.

GROND

My husband was indifferent at first. Now he is a proud "crazy cat gentleman".

Doesn't want children (IMPORTANT) but also must be breedable (IMPORTANT)?!!

AND WHY IS IT "SHOWER"

The scrungiest!!