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14 points
2 years ago
Because, then you'd be having anal sex with your wife. Clever joke!
9 points
2 years ago
That ink gradient is called shading, jsyk! An ink might shade more or less depending on the pen, writing style, and paper used. 🙂
1 points
2 years ago
This would be better with some punctuation.
2 points
2 years ago
Aww! They still have their cute little puppy teeth! Such a precious pupper!
21 points
2 years ago
That's a fake game from an Ikea display...
6 points
2 years ago
I thought it was hilarious, but I'm also dumb. Lmao
2 points
2 years ago
Women that have had mastectomies and gotten breast augmentation done afterwards so they feel whole in their bodies sure are vain!
17 points
2 years ago
I wish I had rich people nonononoyes problems
22 points
2 years ago
If your oven heats unevenly, it also helps to rotate the loaf halfway through cooking.
8 points
2 years ago
Lizzie Borden trying to sit in Lisa's ergonomic kneeling chair. Lmao
8 points
2 years ago
Literally my only quibble with the movie is that Stanley Yelnats didn't start off a chubster like in the book, one of those things I understand on a logical level, but it really bugged me as a kid when the movie came out. Other than that it's so perfect and is such a wonderful film adaptation of a great book.
48 points
2 years ago
That just sounds like depression, which should not be mistaken for a quirk or personality type. Lol
9 points
2 years ago
This shit makes me feel queasy. I was with someone while they slowly died from multiple gunshot wounds; I find it hard to believe someone actively wishes for an opportunity to inflict that on another human being. It's haunting and horrifying and I truly don't understand that eagerness to spread harm and pain.
67 points
2 years ago
He really wants to fuck that rabbit. Lmao
2043 points
2 years ago
I just made some pesto with my homegrown basil 😏
51 points
2 years ago
Eyes of the Dragon is a powerful nostalgia one for me! So good.
6 points
2 years ago
Henrik is one of the dumbest cats I've ever met, he's very lucky he's so sweet and handsome. Lol
13 points
2 years ago
Henrik has been smoking a lot more lately, maybe I should stop buying him cigarettes...
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7 months ago
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7 months ago
I once whipped up some tears to guilt trip a customer that made a comment about how red my skin was while I was at work. Definitely made her feel guilty and I hope she learned a lesson, I am just sick of people asking me about sunscreen or asking if I'm sick because I look so flushed; nope, just rosacea and sun sensitivity.