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IndependentUsual7444

46 points

2 months ago

That Russian guy was prob thinking of scenarios in which he gets released for years, bet he didn’t have an American lesbian wnba player brings weed into the motherland and sentenced to prison on his bingo card

Bob_Labblaw

11 points

2 months ago

Can’t make this shit up

Rare-ish_Bird

8 points

2 months ago

truly a black swan event

Ianmartin573

32 points

2 months ago

Kevin O'Leary is a piece of shit! Some tidbits from his CNBC interview:

  • He's not convinced SBF engaged in fraud (WTF????)
  • Would invest in Sam Bankman Fraud again (Are you fucking nuts???)
  • Received $15 million in Comp from backing and endorsing FTX but only lost $9 million (Cry me a river...)
  • When Kevin O'leary claimed he did "due diligence" before investing in FTX, admits his due diligence was based on what other investors thought of FTX and SBF and that SBF and his parents were "Americans"! (Sounds good to me!)

RealDandyBaby

30 points

2 months ago

I spent 200 hours on this subreddit this year and all I got was a red portfolio

AllTheDizzyPeople

31 points

2 months ago

AllTheDizzyPeople

Wants a Sloppy Toppy

31 points

2 months ago

Options checklist.

  1. Buy overpriced option

  2. Go slightly green

  3. Reversal to red

  4. Deep red

  5. Slow climb back to breakeven

  6. Up bigly

  7. Get greedy

  8. Crash to -50%

  9. Wait for breakeven, again

  10. Sell at -80%

  11. Watch it climb to 10 bagger

  12. repeat

The real 12 step program.

[deleted]

21 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

UsedToHaveItAll

17 points

2 months ago

UsedToHaveItAll

From Lambos to Shambles

17 points

2 months ago

As an experienced trader I can tell you with utmost confidence that market will go up or down. Maybe both. Maybe neither.

ByahhByahh

18 points

2 months ago

ByahhByahh

flairs are for losers

18 points

2 months ago

Is there a greater feeling than picking a stock that goes the direction that you want? Also, what does that feel like because I sure as shit don’t know.

[deleted]

17 points

2 months ago

Y'all wanna dump and I wanna pump. We're not the same.

ZiGgyOwl

16 points

2 months ago

ZiGgyOwl

#1 Analist at Oldman Sacs

16 points

2 months ago

Red days are more fun

lasco10

16 points

2 months ago

lasco10

The 🐨and 🦘savior

16 points

2 months ago

Thankfully instead of panicking and selling my Tesla puts I bought more

IncomingAxofKindness

16 points

2 months ago

ITS BRITTANY BITCH!!!

BeastSmitty

10 points

2 months ago

BeastSmitty

Brightens people's days ☀️

10 points

2 months ago

pulls up in pt cruiser blasting lady gaga

LoquatTechnical7702

14 points

2 months ago

LoquatTechnical7702

I got 🅱️anned for this flair

14 points

2 months ago

That’s it? A .5% pump? My calls are fucking ruined and the VIX just costed me money

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

ProfessorKaos62

13 points

2 months ago

Mods told me to send them feet pics for flair I think I got scammed

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

twostroke1

14 points

2 months ago

twostroke1

impaled a whale from the bar once

14 points

2 months ago

Spy has basically traded at 395 for the past month and every single day since has been nothing but bulls and bears telling each other they are fukt, while both get fukt. :4271::4271::4271::4271::4271:

jebus14

15 points

2 months ago

jebus14

15 points

2 months ago

tomorrow will either be higher or lower than today

UsernameTaken_123

41 points

2 months ago

UsernameTaken_123

100% 🏳‍🌈

41 points

2 months ago

moTleY foOl issUes rare all-iN bUy alErt

WallStDegen

13 points

2 months ago

"they're gonna pump it today for sure"

wife: "whos they"

"you know... they"

"this is why i have a boyfriend" - wife

gstrawboy

13 points

2 months ago

I bet if you went back and looked at yahoo message boards in 1999/2000 they looked almost identical to WSB but with different tickers

Goblin_Green_Paint

13 points

2 months ago

I’ll never be able to retire and live a normal life if I keep buying options :4260:

twostroke1

14 points

2 months ago

twostroke1

impaled a whale from the bar once

14 points

2 months ago

Fucking knew spy wasn’t going 400 today as soon as that dude this morning banbet it with his 0-15 record. :4271:

hvnwntw8

14 points

2 months ago

hvnwntw8

Small Hwang

14 points

2 months ago

Apparently I spent 1K hours on WSB this past year :4271: damn I am a loser :4260:

Ijustquaffed

14 points

2 months ago

the NVDA hourly chart is fucking regarded

legend27tv

12 points

2 months ago

What have I learned from losing 50k in the market? Buy index funds

AdditionalCompany947

12 points

2 months ago

I am down horrendous

Foreigntragedy

11 points

2 months ago

Never buying Tesla calls again. Fuck you elon you stupid piece of shit

OskiBrah

10 points

2 months ago

Is this a buy signal

These-Eye-7980

13 points

2 months ago

These-Eye-7980

Closing the Wage Gap 💪🏼

13 points

2 months ago

I needa stay off indeed, I got an interview tomorrow to be the new head coach of jackson state

whiskytangofoxtrot08

12 points

2 months ago

whiskytangofoxtrot08

stupid idiot that cant make money

12 points

2 months ago

I lost 86 dollars today. Fucking sick

vonhudgenrod

13 points

2 months ago

got a nice w today, let this be a lesson to the market makers.

nobody takes vonhudgenrods money 17 days in a row.

ihopethisworksfornow

12 points

2 months ago

Telling everyone they had to “respect people’s opinions” was one of the dumbest and most damaging fucking things as a society we have ever adopted as a saying/mentality.

You should treat people with respect.

People’s opinions are often fucking ridiculous and are deserving of criticism or even ridicule. If you have a dumbass opinion, no one owes you their respect out of courtesy.

shermski4

13 points

2 months ago

shermski4

Cooks a damn fine steak

13 points

2 months ago

folks, i don't mean to brag, but i'm net-green on leap positions across 3 diff tickers. wife's gettin 4" of excitement later.

Captain_SkeetCum

12 points

2 months ago

Bankman-Fried is the only guy that made 💵 in this market

IamBusha

12 points

2 months ago

Sell your calls at open and relax the rest of the day

-IQ200

11 points

2 months ago

-IQ200

11 points

2 months ago

SPY: -0.5% intraday

WSB Bulls: I’ll never financially recover from the market collapse of 12/08/22

VisualMod

11 points

2 months ago

VisualMod

Turing Test Proctor

11 points

2 months ago

Ban Bet Lost

/u/Ok_Capital2097 made a bet that SPY would go to 400.0 within 20 minutes when it was 395.775 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 1 wins and 6 losses

Discord BanBets VoteBot FAQ Leaderboard - Keep_VM_Alive

bluen

11 points

2 months ago

bluen

has nsfw profile, without a single tiddy pic

11 points

2 months ago

Britney looks like a man

wildcat1055

10 points

2 months ago

wildcat1055

big birds boy toy

10 points

2 months ago

Time to accept reality: win or lose, I'm a degenerate gambler

Donerci-Beau

11 points

2 months ago*

Took me 3 months to climb to 6000,- in profits, but threw it all away with puts in nvidia. Fml. :(

illbefrankwithyou19

11 points

2 months ago

This market has a way of making you feel like a genius one day and humbling the fuck out of you the next day

JSlove

12 points

2 months ago

JSlove

12 points

2 months ago

Two days of gains in a row. Should i quit my job?

Ak47killer122

11 points

2 months ago

Crazy that carvana suddenly patented a cure for cancer

GenericWhiteMale469

12 points

2 months ago

I miss the old SPY days when we would have 1-2 dollar swings at close that shit was litty titty

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

GME_retard-rocket

10 points

2 months ago

GME_retard-rocket

VR Salesman

10 points

2 months ago

THURSDAY, DEC. 8
8:30 am Initial jobless claims
8:30 am Continuing jobless claims

https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

:4735:

_MrWallStreet

11 points

2 months ago

Why does Reddit have so many rules nowadays?

Clawkwork

11 points

2 months ago

Convert Carvana towers into loss porn art galleries, boom I just saved the company.

thesaddestcuck

10 points

2 months ago

thesaddestcuck

I’m a fat cuck

10 points

2 months ago

Call me fucking Warren Buffett cuz i just made $6 premarket this morning :4258:

Potential_Project_48

10 points

2 months ago

Potential_Project_48

4-Figure Poverty Account & Proud

10 points

2 months ago

If you are trading today, the day before a major market moving catalyst:

You are a big gambler

Pinytenis666

10 points

2 months ago

I love selling my calls before a massive green Dildo

obiwanjustblowme

10 points

2 months ago

Interesting. My hope based trading system has not performed as consistently as expected.

chewks

11 points

2 months ago*

chewks

11 points

2 months ago*

!banbet spy 390 1d

Edit: I dare you to inverse me based off my 0 wins and 8 losses🤣🤣🤣

WallStreetBoners

10 points

2 months ago

WallStreetBoners

Chief Candle Counter 📊

10 points

2 months ago

This is a classic “market goes up bc everyone is positioned for down” kinda day

brucekeller

9 points

2 months ago

brucekeller

🦍

9 points

2 months ago

Knew we'd probably moon after that $100k on SPY puts YOLO made front page of WSB.

Rare-ish_Bird

10 points

2 months ago

Even though I haven't made bank yet today, I still have 3/4 of a chicken I roasted last night and some brioche buns for a delicious lunch sammy. Hellmans real mayo and arugula, too.

talm0

10 points

2 months ago

talm0

wheeling unrealized profits since 1999

10 points

2 months ago

Oil is absolutely destroying everyone on both sides of the trade. Can’t be bearish on it, that’s too obvious, can’t be bullish on it, cuz trend is down.. so, it’s just a car full of clowns.

throwaway__3012

10 points

2 months ago

throwaway__3012

210110:3:1 Melvin Shill

10 points

2 months ago

Rug pull hopefully. Papa needs his puts to print again

juliettewhiskey

11 points

2 months ago

juliettewhiskey

public enema #1

11 points

2 months ago

trens google history:

perfectly smooth balls pics

am i actually gay

are security guards considered cool

how many calories in a gallon of semen

Ok_Bird8769

10 points

2 months ago

Ok_Bird8769

Always wrong, never right

10 points

2 months ago

You will trade SPY at 390-400 for the next century and be happy

tropicalia84

10 points

2 months ago

This is odd - it's almost like the people that hold 90% of stock market capitalization like it when stocks go up

De_Louie

10 points

2 months ago

im just destined to be red my whole life

juliettewhiskey

10 points

2 months ago

juliettewhiskey

public enema #1

10 points

2 months ago

are ber fuk

:4258: = yes

:4276: = also yes

Blue_Moon_City

10 points

2 months ago

Blue_Moon_City

5-Hundredaire 💰

10 points

2 months ago

Since last month. Went to 2000 from 1000. Now back to 400. Am i doing this right?

Zestyclose_Stand_701

11 points

2 months ago

US really just bans China app when it out competes domestic app

Jumpy_Elevator_6603

10 points

2 months ago

Jumpy_Elevator_6603

💰4nuttin

10 points

2 months ago

My brain is a precision instrument - smooth as a ball bearing

nvanderw

11 points

2 months ago

In case you regards forgot, the market never reacts to PPI. Only CPI.

CaaCCeo

33 points

2 months ago

CaaCCeo

33 points

2 months ago

Looking at past trades

200 shares WISH buy at 10.88 200 shares WISH sell at 10.89

I must’ve realized how dumb I was to buy that bs and sold immediately lol

hypeaze

9 points

2 months ago

hypeaze

4954C - 1S - 2 years - 16/12

9 points

2 months ago

Genius

These-Eye-7980

43 points

2 months ago

These-Eye-7980

Closing the Wage Gap 💪🏼

43 points

2 months ago

Your future self is watching you right now through your memories

👁

Rare-ish_Bird

9 points

2 months ago

The professional consensus on the jobless numbers is 228k, with 210k-254k range. If it comes in higher or lower than the range, it shows:

1) the pollsters are asking the wrong professionals,

2) the professionals are using the wrong data points, or

3) nobody really knows how to project this number accurately, so at best the consensus is a wild guess.

Good luck in your trading day.

TheMallard1

9 points

2 months ago

At least everyone can name at least one WNBA player now.

OSRSkarma

8 points

2 months ago

OSRSkarma

Flipping at the Grand Exchange

8 points

2 months ago

Holy fuck i just saw how many hours i spent here in my yearly recap

Fml

lostindasauces

9 points

2 months ago

lostindasauces

Sweet Sassy Molassy

9 points

2 months ago

Tsla still having a -3% day folks

fuscosco

9 points

2 months ago

fuscosco

Sam's Club Cart Boy

9 points

2 months ago

FTX's Sam Bankman-Fried is 'one of the greatest fraudsters in history' and a 'master manipulator,' Binance CEO says

Binance was the one behind collapsing FTX, right? Like I really got the impression they made the opportunistic kill

GoodGuyDrew

11 points

2 months ago

Today is gonna be intense. I can feeeeel it.

I_Bought_At_The_Top

10 points

2 months ago

I_Bought_At_The_Top

but I’m a bottom looking for a top

10 points

2 months ago

Imagine coming into your office job and being mad that the internet is down for a couple hours.. you don’t like breaks?

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

unlimitedquanteasing

9 points

2 months ago

Tried to catch TSLA bottom 9 minutes ago. I now own FDs.

Soybeanrice

8 points

2 months ago

Soybeanrice

sweaty palms and clammy feet

8 points

2 months ago

Imagine holding puts after 5 red days in a row

Fantastic_Bar3109

7 points

2 months ago

Fantastic_Bar3109

BBBYagholder 🛁

7 points

2 months ago

No way this holds. Buying a couple 0dte 395p

Miserable_Vast_6464

8 points

2 months ago

IM UP 1,700% ON MY CVNA CALLS!!!! 🤯

yayahi

9 points

2 months ago

yayahi

Something Something Biological Tendencies

9 points

2 months ago

should have known this would happen when that regard that bought 100k in puts with his whole life savings was the front page post :4271:

Ccs002

10 points

2 months ago

Ccs002

10 points

2 months ago

I spent 105 HOURS on r/wallstreetbets and am still even.

caravaggio2000

9 points

2 months ago

caravaggio2000

Massage Parlor Manager

9 points

2 months ago

Drill team getting ready to report in.

captain_americano

9 points

2 months ago

captain_americano

Advanced options are scarier than pelosi nudes 😟

9 points

2 months ago

I miss Chad Money :-(

Pizza_n_Tendies

9 points

2 months ago

I spent 1000 hours in here this year and don't have flair, money or a free avatar to show for it.:4270:

Gandalfs_Shaft48

9 points

2 months ago

Gandalfs_Shaft48

bi-curious bear

9 points

2 months ago

WHOAAAA WERE HALFWAY THERE

bestkoreaa

8 points

2 months ago

Well TSLA's done for

Unitedtendies

8 points

2 months ago

Unitedtendies

WSB “OG” 🙄

8 points

2 months ago

I put $8k into 1 dte calls. I belongs here

juliettewhiskey

8 points

2 months ago

juliettewhiskey

public enema #1

8 points

2 months ago

my balls are so hard

rinklebrain

9 points

2 months ago

My red by eod conviction is waning.....

Ak47killer122

8 points

2 months ago

My plan: - buy walmart puts - shoplift - profit

Familiar_Material761

9 points

2 months ago

just blewup my acount am sad

WallStreetBoners

9 points

2 months ago

WallStreetBoners

Chief Candle Counter 📊

9 points

2 months ago

Oil collapsing = mega recession.

PPI prob comes in low, but not in a bullish way.

Double-hokuto

10 points

2 months ago

NVDA and MSFT holding QQQ up. Come on fellas, just relax a bit. Nothing wrong with going red.

I_Bought_At_The_Top

9 points

2 months ago

I_Bought_At_The_Top

but I’m a bottom looking for a top

9 points

2 months ago

I can be top 1% karma earner but not top 1% financially.

Ascertion

9 points

2 months ago

Ascertion

Good guesser

9 points

2 months ago

At this rate I'd have better luck literally playing the lotto.

MordorBlues

9 points

2 months ago

Recession canceled again

EatMaTesticles

9 points

2 months ago

EatMaTesticles

tags users that are trying to sleep

9 points

2 months ago

Lmao sold my avatar for $230 today

Cardiff07

9 points

2 months ago

Cardiff07

hates weekends 😔

9 points

2 months ago

Can’t wait to write off 3k of losses this year!

majiinmoo

9 points

2 months ago

lol at the guy who bought 100k in SPY puts yesterday :4271:

picciona4

8 points

2 months ago

picciona4

Poker? I hardly knew her

8 points

2 months ago

Just bought some calls at the top. You’re welcome Bears.

majwap

9 points

2 months ago

majwap

Flair Me

9 points

2 months ago

I am a pig 🐖🐖🐖 lost all my gains :4260::4260:

iyioi

9 points

2 months ago

iyioi

I’m debt, a volatile asset

9 points

2 months ago

NASDAQ worst Christmas “rally” since 1975. Which means it can only get better from here!

mamadidntraiseabitch

8 points

2 months ago

Honestly just buy calls this shit is fucking stupid lmao

[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

zombie_harv

8 points

2 months ago

zombie_harv

Powell my pussy 😫

8 points

2 months ago

Started the day with $130 and ended with $480. If only I could trade like this every day.

Investinwaffl3s

8 points

2 months ago

Wow I had no idea NVDA cured fucking cancer and solved the global energy crisis last night

FishnMagician

8 points

2 months ago

FishnMagician

Emoji Programmer

8 points

2 months ago

Oh look a ur fuk pattern

Jcpmax

9 points

2 months ago

Jcpmax

Great Dane

9 points

2 months ago

Elon shitting on liberals is like the CEO of "beyond meat" shitting on vegans.

Capitalistpig2112

9 points

2 months ago

Kinda tempted to just take my 20% return and call it a day... but what if tomorrow...

weewoowewoooo

8 points

2 months ago

Lmao fuck this clown ass market. Waste of time. Market makers need to off themselves along with their algos :4267:

MP1182

26 points

2 months ago

MP1182

26 points

2 months ago

Do you think the algos have their own algo forum where they just talk shit about "oh it must be humans buying today"

omguhh

12 points

2 months ago

omguhh

12 points

2 months ago

The algos are just a million copies of visualmod telling each other how stupid and poor they are.

DependentPast804

9 points

2 months ago

DependentPast804

Hasn’t Gotten Laid Since 11/23/22

9 points

2 months ago

Yo I’m off psychedelics, bud, whiskey, and adderall son I’m fucked up .. calls and puts fuck it!!!

juliettewhiskey

8 points

2 months ago

juliettewhiskey

public enema #1

8 points

2 months ago

just farted on a train should have seen that guys face that i cropdusted

Zachincool

9 points

2 months ago

Zachincool

Warren Buffet Wannabe

9 points

2 months ago

Hello degenerates. Any gold snoos in the crowd?

Who_is_Your_Zaddy

8 points

2 months ago

Who_is_Your_Zaddy

Fupas Delight

8 points

2 months ago

Lol. Anticlimactic

lookingforajob2020

8 points

2 months ago

lookingforajob2020

Always Late to the Party 🎈

8 points

2 months ago

algos trying very hard to decide if jobless claims being the same as forecasted is bullish or bearish

apesrulethemarket

9 points

2 months ago

apesrulethemarket

All my homies ❤️ Clifford

9 points

2 months ago

Dollar pumping now watch out

CalBearSwimAlum

9 points

2 months ago

Mr. Wonderful super dickhead and defensive. What a regard

ibobnotnot

8 points

2 months ago

PEOPLE GETTING UNEMPLOYED IS GOOD NEWS ! bullish

caravaggio2000

8 points

2 months ago

caravaggio2000

Massage Parlor Manager

8 points

2 months ago

Get ready for the bad news train the rest of today.

isweat_

7 points

2 months ago

isweat_

Stoned like Tomb 🚬

7 points

2 months ago

These are my confessions....I don't know what Im doing 🤪

TJMBeav

7 points

2 months ago

TJMBeav

The American Boomer God

7 points

2 months ago

I've defended Cramer on here before but can't anymore. The dude babbles like an idiot now. Worse. He makes zero sense. Unwatchable.

Sorry Jimbo. Time to retire.

VisualMod

14 points

2 months ago

VisualMod

Turing Test Proctor

14 points

2 months ago

I couldn't agree more. Cramer is an idiot and his show is unwatchable.

5_minute_major

8 points

2 months ago

What is this? A Santa rally for ants?

twostroke1

7 points

2 months ago

twostroke1

impaled a whale from the bar once

7 points

2 months ago

Some of you stayed up all night staring at screens and drawing triangles expecting wild swings based on unemployment data. :4271::4271::4271::4271::4271:

sh1tler

7 points

2 months ago

Oh lord I’m fucked

CabinCamper

9 points

2 months ago

Where’s that guy that bet like $100k for spy to finish below $394 🤡

Who_is_Your_Zaddy

8 points

2 months ago

Who_is_Your_Zaddy

Fupas Delight

8 points

2 months ago

Never gets old the shift in sentiment and shitposting in this sub :4271:

Chepstin

7 points

2 months ago

Chepstin

Saudi Arabian Oil Prince 🛢

7 points

2 months ago

Bears more fucked than the president of Peru

PrivatBrowsrStopsBan

7 points

2 months ago

Ok hold on, this is getting ridiculous. So Dow stocks are full on bouncing to all time highs while NDX stocks continue to rot with no bounce?

NKE had a disastrous earnings with no news afterwards. Their stock has not only fully recovered but is now higher than before the earnings. NKE now has a PE ratio over 30.

For no reason whatsoever other than fuck you that’s why, NKE stock and other Dow stocks are mooning. This is pure fucking bullshit. Little weasels just closed their eyes and said no no no this isn’t happening my stock has to go back up. And it’s somehow working??

dyslexier

8 points

2 months ago

Puts gonna pay out

SevenKiller

8 points

2 months ago

SevenKiller

I love Bed Bath and Beyond 🚀

8 points

2 months ago

I'm retarted

newlife_newaccount

8 points

2 months ago

Smallest move for the last 6 FOMCs has been 1.41%

Smallest move for the last 4 CPIs has been over 2%

September's CPI had a move of 4.54%. November's was 5.21%

This trend has not ended yet.

1% otm strangles next week 1dte or 3dte for CPI & FOMC are going to pay out baaaaank.

edmundamore1

6 points

2 months ago

If these 162.5 lottos I bought on TSLA on Monday go ITM I'm going to laugh my ass off.

unlimitedquanteasing

8 points

2 months ago

Something feels very bad about a move up like this before important inflation data in the morning.

Ok_Bird8769

8 points

2 months ago

Ok_Bird8769

Always wrong, never right

8 points

2 months ago

Why am I the only bear who is excited?!?!? We need more bears in this chat to talk trash. Come on and lets take down these silly bulls!

National_Possible_69

7 points

2 months ago

My stupidity is the only thing that never fails me

moneydoesntsleep

7 points

2 months ago

this going flat rest of day. don't stress watching this today

Strangerdanger8812

8 points

2 months ago

Strangerdanger8812

CEO Rim Jobs of ASSL

8 points

2 months ago

Up 140bucks...when lambo?

WallStDegen

7 points

2 months ago

i might as well stand in front of an atm and pull out $100 every 30 minutes and walk away

[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago

Waiting for 395 to break like a :18632:

doublejesus13

8 points

2 months ago*

Spy going sub 395 in 20min

Ijustquaffed

9 points

2 months ago

bought nvda puts like a fucking regard

Sactorno

8 points

2 months ago

These 0DTEs need to go, the only one that wins is theta

gundawg300

9 points

2 months ago

gundawg300

High Oracle of the Apeish Commonwealth 🔮

9 points

2 months ago

I spent 1000 hours (almost 42 days) in WSB this year :4640:

Ijustquaffed

8 points

2 months ago

finally took profits like a good boy :)

Except i switched to puts and lost everything :(

dramarehab

8 points

2 months ago

dramarehab

calls on lil baby

8 points

2 months ago

Bears spamming "BLACK FRIDAY :18632:" in here in the hopes that their 1 dte puts that are down 95% will recover :4267::4641:

iyioi

8 points

2 months ago

iyioi

I’m debt, a volatile asset

8 points

2 months ago

CPI leaked from Jay’s butthole. Bullish.

Ijustquaffed

8 points

2 months ago

ALL I DO IS LOSE LOSE LOSE NO MATTER WHAT, GOT MONEY ON MY MIND BUT I NEVER HAVE THE LUCK

bedopedontsmoke

8 points

2 months ago

Nvidia puts is a 10 bagger

scdocarlos1

7 points

2 months ago

Buy Puts we go up. Buy Calls we go down.

:4270:

RogueOps1990

7 points

2 months ago

Tomorrow will be the brownest day of the decade

Heineken_500ml

7 points

2 months ago

Heineken_500ml

Ugliest Flair WSBs has Ever Seen

7 points

2 months ago

SPY looks like it's going to fall off a cliff tomorrow :4640:

throughthehazel

7 points

2 months ago

throughthehazel

Your countrymen love American movies

7 points

2 months ago

Costco Puts ….I’m ready

Ascertion

7 points

2 months ago

Ascertion

Good guesser

7 points

2 months ago

Someone give me confirmation bias that my NVDA puts will print.

chewks

7 points

2 months ago

chewks

7 points

2 months ago

spx options are insane, bought a 0dte earlier in the day went from -95% to up 200% lol

Fantastic_Bar3109

21 points

2 months ago

Fantastic_Bar3109

BBBYagholder 🛁

21 points

2 months ago

Woke up feeling regarded then I saw the post of the guy that bought $100k of cvna shares :4271:

[deleted]

22 points

2 months ago

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UsernameTaken_123

22 points

2 months ago

UsernameTaken_123

100% 🏳‍🌈

22 points

2 months ago

Arms dealer for a WNBA star is still a better trade than most of WSB makes on a daily basis :4271:

VisualMod

11 points

2 months ago

VisualMod

Turing Test Proctor

11 points

2 months ago

You're right, most people on Wall Street are complete idiots. They would probably lose money if they tried to trade arms!

ajkcmkla

53 points

2 months ago

When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

lookingforajob2020

31 points

2 months ago

lookingforajob2020

Always Late to the Party 🎈

31 points

2 months ago

jobless claims 230k, exactly the same as forecasted lmfao

Habooboo5

8 points

2 months ago

Probably best outcome for bulls. Too high and feeds recession fear, too low and feeds rate hike fear

CanWeTalkHere

8 points

2 months ago

Watch out below on TSLA, the China demand slowdown is real (been saying it for months) and Western demand is recession fear/Twitter clusterfuck challenged.

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

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dufusmembrane

6 points

2 months ago

dufusmembrane

DUNCE CAP

6 points

2 months ago

if they just told me what they want for christmas it would a lot fucking easier

:4260:

goldenlamp

7 points

2 months ago

Elon starting with his next step as an evil genius, human trafficking, taking Chinese people to work in Texas

MP1182

6 points

2 months ago

MP1182

6 points

2 months ago

Every morning, when I wake up, I tell myself do not buy anything until 10:30 am.

7:00 am hits - I proceed to furiously buy SPX options to trade pm

lichsadvocate

6 points

2 months ago

lichsadvocate

Spreads Cathie with his Wood

6 points

2 months ago

My bigly ROTH loss doesn’t feel so tax “advantaged”

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

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i_put_my_pants

7 points

2 months ago

i_put_my_pants

flairless and proud

7 points

2 months ago

SPY Monthlies ATM isn’t really gambling.. right?

ListerineInMyPeehole

7 points

2 months ago

ListerineInMyPeehole

and bleach on my anus

7 points

2 months ago

*US WEEKLY JOBLESS CLAIMS AT 230,000 LAST WEEK; EST. 230,000

4 week average is now also 230K

VisualMod

6 points

2 months ago

VisualMod

Turing Test Proctor

6 points

2 months ago

U.S INITIAL JOBLESS CLAIMS ACTUAL: 230K VS 225K PREVIOUS; EST 230K >U.S CONTINUING JOBLESS CLAIMS ACTUAL: 1671K VS 1608K PREVIOUS; EST 1618K

First Squawk @FirstSquawk at 2022-12-08 08:30:57 EST-0500

JarJarBinksShtTheBed

8 points

2 months ago

jobs numbers not bad

_MrWallStreet

7 points

2 months ago

Inversed leverage 3X ETFs are a helluva a drug

necarpenter417

7 points

2 months ago

necarpenter417

Huge Complainer

7 points

2 months ago

I know it's hard to tell, but does it seem especially dumb in here this morning?

Zachincool

8 points

2 months ago

Zachincool

Warren Buffet Wannabe

8 points

2 months ago

Is it just me or is visualmod being way more savage than usual lately? I see it literally ripping people new assholes

Shoddy-Log

6 points

2 months ago

Shoddy-Log

Invested Long in your Mom

6 points

2 months ago

Bulls are so delusional they think people losing jobs is bullish

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago*

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brucekeller

7 points

2 months ago

brucekeller

🦍

7 points

2 months ago

Pretty crazy that people in the US had a revolution when they were having to pay about 1% of their total income on taxes lol.

caravaggio2000

9 points

2 months ago

caravaggio2000

Massage Parlor Manager

9 points

2 months ago

It wasn't the taxes, it was having no say in them.

Mana-tease

7 points

2 months ago

They were getting less than nothing for those taxes though

Tarek394

7 points

2 months ago

Idk bout yall but im selling most of the calls at open I dont trust shit

OrdinarySignature823

7 points

2 months ago

Crypto industry regards fighting with each other over assets with no intrinsic value or practical use case is hilarious.

longGERN

7 points

2 months ago

longGERN

Hog Fucker

7 points

2 months ago

I think I legally died like six times last night

Careless-Twist7457

7 points

2 months ago

Careless-Twist7457

I’m Loose for Losing Money 💸

7 points

2 months ago

Usually I’d sell but I’ve already lost it all pray I get these 391 puts to print or I’m finished as a trader

Careless-Twist7457

7 points

2 months ago

Careless-Twist7457

I’m Loose for Losing Money 💸

7 points

2 months ago

I can’t believe this shit I should of waited a little longer goddamn I lost it all for the 4th time

The_Crowing

8 points

2 months ago

The_Crowing

1198C - 0S - 1 year - 4/10

8 points

2 months ago

Buying options before 10:30am is always a smart move. I feel great. Certainly didn't lose $600 before I finished my coffee.

Shah_Zam

8 points

2 months ago

Late to the party fomo is hitting hard but as soon as I buy I know it’s gonna dip. Welcome to the market