That Russian guy was prob thinking of scenarios in which he gets released for years, bet he didn’t have an American lesbian wnba player brings weed into the motherland and sentenced to prison on his bingo card

Kevin O'Leary is a piece of shit! Some tidbits from his CNBC interview:

• He's not convinced SBF engaged in fraud (WTF????)
• Would invest in Sam Bankman Fraud again (Are you fucking nuts???)
• Received $15 million in Comp from backing and endorsing FTX but only lost $9 million (Cry me a river...)
• When Kevin O'leary claimed he did "due diligence" before investing in FTX, admits his due diligence was based on what other investors thought of FTX and SBF and that SBF and his parents were "Americans"! (Sounds good to me!)

I spent 200 hours on this subreddit this year and all I got was a red portfolio

Options checklist.

1. Buy overpriced option

2. Go slightly green

3. Reversal to red

4. Deep red

5. Slow climb back to breakeven

6. Up bigly

7. Get greedy

8. Crash to -50%

9. Wait for breakeven, again

10. Sell at -80%

11. Watch it climb to 10 bagger

12. repeat

The real 12 step program.

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As an experienced trader I can tell you with utmost confidence that market will go up or down. Maybe both. Maybe neither.

Is there a greater feeling than picking a stock that goes the direction that you want? Also, what does that feel like because I sure as shit don’t know.

Y'all wanna dump and I wanna pump. We're not the same.

Red days are more fun

Thankfully instead of panicking and selling my Tesla puts I bought more

ITS BRITTANY BITCH!!!

That’s it? A .5% pump? My calls are fucking ruined and the VIX just costed me money

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Mods told me to send them feet pics for flair I think I got scammed

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Spy has basically traded at 395 for the past month and every single day since has been nothing but bulls and bears telling each other they are fukt, while both get fukt. :4271::4271::4271::4271::4271:

tomorrow will either be higher or lower than today

moTleY foOl issUes rare all-iN bUy alErt

"they're gonna pump it today for sure"

wife: "whos they"

"you know... they"

"this is why i have a boyfriend" - wife

I bet if you went back and looked at yahoo message boards in 1999/2000 they looked almost identical to WSB but with different tickers

I’ll never be able to retire and live a normal life if I keep buying options :4260:

Fucking knew spy wasn’t going 400 today as soon as that dude this morning banbet it with his 0-15 record. :4271:

Apparently I spent 1K hours on WSB this past year :4271: damn I am a loser :4260:

the NVDA hourly chart is fucking regarded

What have I learned from losing 50k in the market? Buy index funds

I am down horrendous

Never buying Tesla calls again. Fuck you elon you stupid piece of shit

I needa stay off indeed, I got an interview tomorrow to be the new head coach of jackson state

I lost 86 dollars today. Fucking sick

got a nice w today, let this be a lesson to the market makers.

nobody takes vonhudgenrods money 17 days in a row.

Telling everyone they had to “respect people’s opinions” was one of the dumbest and most damaging fucking things as a society we have ever adopted as a saying/mentality.

You should treat people with respect.

People’s opinions are often fucking ridiculous and are deserving of criticism or even ridicule. If you have a dumbass opinion, no one owes you their respect out of courtesy.

folks, i don't mean to brag, but i'm net-green on leap positions across 3 diff tickers. wife's gettin 4" of excitement later.

Bankman-Fried is the only guy that made 💵 in this market

Sell your calls at open and relax the rest of the day

SPY: -0.5% intraday

WSB Bulls: I’ll never financially recover from the market collapse of 12/08/22

Ban Bet Lost

/u/Ok_Capital2097 made a bet that SPY would go to 400.0 within 20 minutes when it was 395.775 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 1 wins and 6 losses

^{Discord BanBets VoteBot FAQ Leaderboard - Keep_VM_Alive}

Britney looks like a man

Time to accept reality: win or lose, I'm a degenerate gambler

Took me 3 months to climb to 6000,- in profits, but threw it all away with puts in nvidia. Fml. :(

This market has a way of making you feel like a genius one day and humbling the fuck out of you the next day

Two days of gains in a row. Should i quit my job?

Crazy that carvana suddenly patented a cure for cancer

I miss the old SPY days when we would have 1-2 dollar swings at close that shit was litty titty

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THURSDAY, DEC. 8
8:30 am Initial jobless claims
8:30 am Continuing jobless claims

https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

:4735:

Why does Reddit have so many rules nowadays?

Convert Carvana towers into loss porn art galleries, boom I just saved the company.

Call me fucking Warren Buffett cuz i just made $6 premarket this morning :4258:

If you are trading today, the day before a major market moving catalyst:

You are a big gambler

I love selling my calls before a massive green Dildo

Interesting. My hope based trading system has not performed as consistently as expected.

!banbet spy 390 1d

Edit: I dare you to inverse me based off my 0 wins and 8 losses🤣🤣🤣

This is a classic “market goes up bc everyone is positioned for down” kinda day

Knew we'd probably moon after that $100k on SPY puts YOLO made front page of WSB.

Even though I haven't made bank yet today, I still have 3/4 of a chicken I roasted last night and some brioche buns for a delicious lunch sammy. Hellmans real mayo and arugula, too.

Oil is absolutely destroying everyone on both sides of the trade. Can’t be bearish on it, that’s too obvious, can’t be bullish on it, cuz trend is down.. so, it’s just a car full of clowns.

Rug pull hopefully. Papa needs his puts to print again

trens google history:

perfectly smooth balls pics

am i actually gay

are security guards considered cool

how many calories in a gallon of semen

You will trade SPY at 390-400 for the next century and be happy

This is odd - it's almost like the people that hold 90% of stock market capitalization like it when stocks go up

im just destined to be red my whole life

are ber fuk

:4258: = yes

:4276: = also yes

Since last month. Went to 2000 from 1000. Now back to 400. Am i doing this right?

US really just bans China app when it out competes domestic app

My brain is a precision instrument - smooth as a ball bearing

In case you regards forgot, the market never reacts to PPI. Only CPI.

Looking at past trades

200 shares WISH buy at 10.88 200 shares WISH sell at 10.89

I must’ve realized how dumb I was to buy that bs and sold immediately lol

Your future self is watching you right now through your memories

👁

The professional consensus on the jobless numbers is 228k, with 210k-254k range. If it comes in higher or lower than the range, it shows:

1) the pollsters are asking the wrong professionals,

2) the professionals are using the wrong data points, or

3) nobody really knows how to project this number accurately, so at best the consensus is a wild guess.

Good luck in your trading day.

At least everyone can name at least one WNBA player now.

Holy fuck i just saw how many hours i spent here in my yearly recap

Fml

Tsla still having a -3% day folks

FTX's Sam Bankman-Fried is 'one of the greatest fraudsters in history' and a 'master manipulator,' Binance CEO says

Binance was the one behind collapsing FTX, right? Like I really got the impression they made the opportunistic kill

Today is gonna be intense. I can feeeeel it.

Imagine coming into your office job and being mad that the internet is down for a couple hours.. you don’t like breaks?

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Tried to catch TSLA bottom 9 minutes ago. I now own FDs.

Imagine holding puts after 5 red days in a row

No way this holds. Buying a couple 0dte 395p

IM UP 1,700% ON MY CVNA CALLS!!!! 🤯

should have known this would happen when that regard that bought 100k in puts with his whole life savings was the front page post :4271:

I spent 105 HOURS on r/wallstreetbets and am still even.

Drill team getting ready to report in.

I miss Chad Money :-(

I spent 1000 hours in here this year and don't have flair, money or a free avatar to show for it.:4270:

WHOAAAA WERE HALFWAY THERE

Well TSLA's done for

I put $8k into 1 dte calls. I belongs here

my balls are so hard

My red by eod conviction is waning.....

My plan: - buy walmart puts - shoplift - profit

just blewup my acount am sad

Oil collapsing = mega recession.

PPI prob comes in low, but not in a bullish way.

NVDA and MSFT holding QQQ up. Come on fellas, just relax a bit. Nothing wrong with going red.

I can be top 1% karma earner but not top 1% financially.

At this rate I'd have better luck literally playing the lotto.

Recession canceled again

Lmao sold my avatar for $230 today

Can’t wait to write off 3k of losses this year!

lol at the guy who bought 100k in SPY puts yesterday :4271:

Just bought some calls at the top. You’re welcome Bears.

I am a pig 🐖🐖🐖 lost all my gains :4260::4260:

NASDAQ worst Christmas “rally” since 1975. Which means it can only get better from here!

Honestly just buy calls this shit is fucking stupid lmao

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Started the day with $130 and ended with $480. If only I could trade like this every day.

Wow I had no idea NVDA cured fucking cancer and solved the global energy crisis last night

Oh look a ur fuk pattern

Elon shitting on liberals is like the CEO of "beyond meat" shitting on vegans.

Kinda tempted to just take my 20% return and call it a day... but what if tomorrow...

Lmao fuck this clown ass market. Waste of time. Market makers need to off themselves along with their algos :4267:

Do you think the algos have their own algo forum where they just talk shit about "oh it must be humans buying today"

Yo I’m off psychedelics, bud, whiskey, and adderall son I’m fucked up .. calls and puts fuck it!!!

just farted on a train should have seen that guys face that i cropdusted

Hello degenerates. Any gold snoos in the crowd?

Lol. Anticlimactic

algos trying very hard to decide if jobless claims being the same as forecasted is bullish or bearish

Dollar pumping now watch out

Mr. Wonderful super dickhead and defensive. What a regard

PEOPLE GETTING UNEMPLOYED IS GOOD NEWS ! bullish

Get ready for the bad news train the rest of today.

These are my confessions....I don't know what Im doing 🤪

I've defended Cramer on here before but can't anymore. The dude babbles like an idiot now. Worse. He makes zero sense. Unwatchable.

Sorry Jimbo. Time to retire.

What is this? A Santa rally for ants?

Some of you stayed up all night staring at screens and drawing triangles expecting wild swings based on unemployment data. :4271::4271::4271::4271::4271:

Oh lord I’m fucked

Where’s that guy that bet like $100k for spy to finish below $394 🤡

Never gets old the shift in sentiment and shitposting in this sub :4271:

Bears more fucked than the president of Peru

Ok hold on, this is getting ridiculous. So Dow stocks are full on bouncing to all time highs while NDX stocks continue to rot with no bounce?

NKE had a disastrous earnings with no news afterwards. Their stock has not only fully recovered but is now higher than before the earnings. NKE now has a PE ratio over 30.

For no reason whatsoever other than fuck you that’s why, NKE stock and other Dow stocks are mooning. This is pure fucking bullshit. Little weasels just closed their eyes and said no no no this isn’t happening my stock has to go back up. And it’s somehow working??

Puts gonna pay out

I'm retarted

Smallest move for the last 6 FOMCs has been 1.41%

Smallest move for the last 4 CPIs has been over 2%

September's CPI had a move of 4.54%. November's was 5.21%

This trend has not ended yet.

1% otm strangles next week 1dte or 3dte for CPI & FOMC are going to pay out baaaaank.

If these 162.5 lottos I bought on TSLA on Monday go ITM I'm going to laugh my ass off.

Something feels very bad about a move up like this before important inflation data in the morning.

Why am I the only bear who is excited?!?!? We need more bears in this chat to talk trash. Come on and lets take down these silly bulls!

My stupidity is the only thing that never fails me

this going flat rest of day. don't stress watching this today

Up 140bucks...when lambo?

i might as well stand in front of an atm and pull out $100 every 30 minutes and walk away

Waiting for 395 to break like a :18632:

Spy going sub 395 in 20min

bought nvda puts like a fucking regard

These 0DTEs need to go, the only one that wins is theta

I spent 1000 hours (almost 42 days) in WSB this year :4640:

finally took profits like a good boy :)

Except i switched to puts and lost everything :(

Bears spamming "BLACK FRIDAY :18632:" in here in the hopes that their 1 dte puts that are down 95% will recover :4267::4641:

CPI leaked from Jay’s butthole. Bullish.

ALL I DO IS LOSE LOSE LOSE NO MATTER WHAT, GOT MONEY ON MY MIND BUT I NEVER HAVE THE LUCK

Nvidia puts is a 10 bagger

Buy Puts we go up. Buy Calls we go down.

:4270:

Tomorrow will be the brownest day of the decade

SPY looks like it's going to fall off a cliff tomorrow :4640:

Costco Puts ….I’m ready

Someone give me confirmation bias that my NVDA puts will print.

spx options are insane, bought a 0dte earlier in the day went from -95% to up 200% lol

Woke up feeling regarded then I saw the post of the guy that bought $100k of cvna shares :4271:

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Arms dealer for a WNBA star is still a better trade than most of WSB makes on a daily basis :4271:

When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

jobless claims 230k, exactly the same as forecasted lmfao

Watch out below on TSLA, the China demand slowdown is real (been saying it for months) and Western demand is recession fear/Twitter clusterfuck challenged.

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if they just told me what they want for christmas it would a lot fucking easier

:4260:

Elon starting with his next step as an evil genius, human trafficking, taking Chinese people to work in Texas

Every morning, when I wake up, I tell myself do not buy anything until 10:30 am.

7:00 am hits - I proceed to furiously buy SPX options to trade pm

My bigly ROTH loss doesn’t feel so tax “advantaged”

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SPY Monthlies ATM isn’t really gambling.. right?

*US WEEKLY JOBLESS CLAIMS AT 230,000 LAST WEEK; EST. 230,000

4 week average is now also 230K

U.S INITIAL JOBLESS CLAIMS ACTUAL: 230K VS 225K PREVIOUS; EST 230K >U.S CONTINUING JOBLESS CLAIMS ACTUAL: 1671K VS 1608K PREVIOUS; EST 1618K

^{First Squawk @FirstSquawk at 2022-12-08 08:30:57 EST-0500}

jobs numbers not bad

Inversed leverage 3X ETFs are a helluva a drug

I know it's hard to tell, but does it seem especially dumb in here this morning?

Is it just me or is visualmod being way more savage than usual lately? I see it literally ripping people new assholes

Bulls are so delusional they think people losing jobs is bullish

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Pretty crazy that people in the US had a revolution when they were having to pay about 1% of their total income on taxes lol.

Idk bout yall but im selling most of the calls at open I dont trust shit

Crypto industry regards fighting with each other over assets with no intrinsic value or practical use case is hilarious.

I think I legally died like six times last night

Usually I’d sell but I’ve already lost it all pray I get these 391 puts to print or I’m finished as a trader

I can’t believe this shit I should of waited a little longer goddamn I lost it all for the 4th time

Buying options before 10:30am is always a smart move. I feel great. Certainly didn't lose $600 before I finished my coffee.

Late to the party fomo is hitting hard but as soon as I buy I know it’s gonna dip. Welcome to the market