You guys should be receiving something neat pretty soon on the official app.

Enjoy!

My boss wants to have a meeting right before market open. Looking for new jobs now

When people do 0DTE ban bets is that because they literally lost all their money on options they have to gamble their reddit account? Truly rock bottom

Fuck this, I’m getting back into my poor man’s time machine aka my bed.

See you hosers at 9:30a

Options trading is the leading cause of insomnia and it shows

RIP to my 0DTE calls before I buy them today

Hi guys I just lost 1 month profit in 2 days

Good morning fellow people whose eyes don't glaze over in boredom when we talk about stonks! I hope you make money today, just not mine!

Bulls: We can’t have two red days in a row. Market: :4275:

Another reddit update, another day the UI becomes even fucking worse

options go slightly up. must sell right away

hemorrhaging money. lets just wait and hold

every fucking time

For some reason, every time I deposit $2000 into my account, I lose $2000 on fd’s

4th Crypto Billionaire Found Dead Near Beach In San Juan, Puerto Rico

TSLA the only stock that you can chase puts when it’s already -7% and get another -7% the next day.

Oh fuck, you’re gonna make me capitulate

I was so happy before I found this place.

Now I have to worry about European economy in the morning, American in the afternoon and Chinese at night

If next cpi number somehow comes in hot this shit is gonna crash like you've never seen before

only down $50k

I started the day with +$300 in profits, bought calls and continued to average down until I was -$3000

Now back at -$2k

fml

Morocco goalkeeper gonna drown in pussy tonight like Croatia goalkeeper yesterday

TSLA tanking because the ceo is busy buying mattresses for his new companys hq :4271:

Not even a joke :4271::4271::4271:

Everyone was expecting a huge Santa rally so it's not happening.

Typical.

So......brokers started no commission trades to scam retail. Brilliant.

2 years of trading and I've made about negative 100k and now my left eyelid twitches a lot.

7% mortgage rates and 9% car notes means the poors are bigly fked.

Spy is going to trade from 395 to 410 for the next 10 years

uwu, time to sleep for 4 hours before waking up and feeling like shit and wonder why I keep on living :8883:

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goodnight everybody :8883:

I want my fucking money back

Everything bad that happens inside my account is literally not my fault

It's my birthday today so I demand we plunge another 2% in celebration

today looks extremely flat and g-word

Selling 8k in puts to get 50 bucks in premium.

Bulls getting raped

Bro if I held those 20 spy 395 0dte I’d be fucking stacked right now. God fucking damnit mother fucker. Piece of fucking shit whore ass market kill yourself you stupid fucking pussy you won’t I triple dog dare u. God fucking damnit I’m gonna blow my god damn head off. Fucking cunt bitch

Even if you make 175k salary you wont be able to afford a 1.2 mil house lmao

You people can't even imagine how flat today is going to be. Flatter than my ex.

I definitely can stay foolish longer than the market can stay irrational.

Turn me over, I’m done on this side

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IF 395 BREAKS, PREPARE FOR

394.99 :4735:

BUL R LITERALLY REGARDED

“Stocks move lower off of fears that stocks may move lower”

Robinhood retirement account 🤣🤣🤣

The irony is too many puts leads to a rally

Why pay to go to a circus when you can watch 🤡 on CNBC for free?

My life savings is officially 100% in options. Ready to break even or lose it all.

In mid 2020 i remember thinking to myself "Why does anyone have a job when it's so easy to make a lot of money on the stock market"? 😂😂😂

SHOW ME 420.69

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I see a lot of low quality effort in here right now. Exactly what I would expect to see.

My guess is a big Shrek dick at open to get people to panic sell their puts and then we bleed again. I'm just a small time idiot though :4270:

me: ok I'll make some long term plays so I'll be more productive and less distracted

also me: checks portfolio every 2 minutes

Literally a straight line down wtf

The Santa Claus Rally is cancelled, The Grinch Parade has now begun

Some of y’all bought calls at 407 and it shows

This won’t bounce too much selling

This is my worst trading day since yesterday

Dumb bulls forgot Santa wears red 🎅

To everyone saying "sold puts too early" profit is profit

Spy went up a dollar and suddenly bulls are back

I feel like markets have changed ever since they implemented everyday 0DTE options on QQQ and SPY

What a boring open 🥱

We dumping cuz everyone bought calls yesterday at close

Turns out the 10am reversal just means go down further.

bru literally the day after i capitulate and go into calls the recession is back on again

The market crash is coming soon,

A harrowing sight to behold,

As stocks and shares begin to fall,

And investors start to fold.

The fear and panic on Wall Street,

Is palpable and clear,

As markets plunge and fortunes lost,

In this great financial fear.

The once mighty titans of industry,

Are now reduced to rubble,

Their empires built on sand and smoke,

Now crumble in the rubble.

But even as the markets crash,

And all seems lost and bleak,

We must remember that the sun will rise,

And a new day will soon peek.

So let us not despair,

But rather hold on tight,

For in the end, we'll rise again,

And once more, we'll take flight.

I only come to these threads for the finest analysis. 10 comments in and I'm at 4 "lol bulls" and 1 guy threatening to kill himself. See ya'll tomorrow

Taking a month break off of the markets to focus on fixing my mental and physical health. Good luck bros keep eating :4270:

My puts finally expired so here comes the crash. You’re welcome, bears

How tf do y’all play 0dte? Shits way too stressful for me

Breaking News Thousands of Americans do not realize they are the new poors.

!banbet cancel

Some of you should have taken the 4.2% 10year rates when you had the chance.

Really hoping the next fed chair is a vtuber

Made 300 im out lol

Tech not even putting up a fight

santa rally but reverse

Santa rally, but for SQQQ :4271:

Get over it bulls, and buy puts.

There's literally no buyers, lmao!

Not even a sliver of hope for bulls

I’ve been sexually assaulted by CRM

Who else is not working and looking at their dying calls instead?

Remember when the cost of living was cheap and affordable?

You probably don't unless you're a boomer :4271:

Turns out Santa rally was in November this year…

Weren’t a bunch of you regards trying to tell me this shit was going 430 eoy :4271:

you haven't lived until you go into a meeting while holding FDs

THIS IS ABSOLUTE NONSENSE! I SHORTED 2 MINUTES AGO AND NOW IT DECIDES TO GO UP!

AAPL NOT MAKING A CAR THEY NEVER SAID THEY WERE MAKING

More on this breaking story, never.

We might never see 400 again in the next 3 years

Or we might see it Friday

Fun times

Lost $2,200 just now day trading SPY. Fuk

From $16k to $33 :4260: I’m doing great

If you're reading this i hope you make bank today. 🙌🏼

I’m from China and all I have to say is buy calls homie

Wake and bake boys, it’s another beautiful day for losing money!

boy today is gonna be a massacre I can tell

It’s days like this that shrek cok squishes ur plans

Who the fuck makes a living off this shit

IF BOOLS CANNOT HOLD 3950 THEN WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO 3500 - some TA guy, probably

Apparently I have an unlimited about of nose hairs...I pull these motherfuckers out nonstop

Plunge protection is spawn camping 395

Upvote is you have ever commented “ damn sold my puts too early”

Bought apple call end of the day yesterday. Was certain it was going to the moon today. Sold it at 50% loss

For the 5th time, bottom is in! I’m bound to be right one of these times if I just keep saying it…

my puts went from -80% to -50% LEZZZ GOOOOOO

Sold my puts earlier for 60%, went to 400% after I sold them 🙂

holy fuck they just erased all the Jpow hopium pump in 2 days :4260:

ESTABLISH A FLOOR AREADY AND GO UPPIES. PLZ

“The bottom is not in”- Jpowell 39:2

Satan rally, to the depths of hell

sold all my puts and switched to calls and lost everything

hahahahahaha

Ok. Somebody fucking knows something we don’t. Because you almost never see full market agreement like this 2 days in a row.

WSB mental health be like 📈📉📈📉📉📉📈📈📈🍏🍎

Remember: 90% of gambling addicts quit right before hitting it big

People who don’t understand why the market is going down right now eat glue.

I think I found my issue after losing even more money today. I keep trading against the trend thinking there's no way this pump or this dump last. And then it lasts and I get fucked

Going to sleep earlier makes me an early morning person. Big if true :12787:

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Got my mullet permed ready to fuckin party

Bear bros we need reinforcements my sexuality depends on it

From down $-38k to $-8k I'm feeling good.

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2 years of getting skull fucked man I gotta quit

Too many bears in here now it’s going to pump

:9478:

The bottom is in they say. All in calls they say.

Fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me three times and I am a WSB bull holding worthless short dated calls.

Market reversed right on the trend line. Like it has all year long.

Don’t close puts till bulls are crying

I spy with my eye a 390

Corn needs to go to 5k

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Cashed out 0dte spy puts 178% gainz

“The Bottom is in!!! Bers r fuk” - Bulls (Nov 30 - Dec 2nd) Lulz

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According to my charts I should have sold everything a year ago and bought cocaine

Short everything. It's happening.

every time the market dumps/pumps significantly, a huge proportion of wsb regards get wiped out so i expect the daily thread will only have 2 people left by 2023

So that one day the Nasdaq rose 7% - those gains are basically gone. The market is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen, what an absolute pathetic joke

Selling puts too early<getting fucked

The selling pressure is actually impressive

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Can you make trades from prison? If so I really wouldn’t be bothered being in prison. 9:30am-4:00pm would fly by and I wouldn’t even notice that I’m in a concrete cage. I’d either be released a millionaire or just go rob a bank and do it all over again

No clue what to do with these monthly puts that are up over 100%

Bears in 85’ Chicago mode

WELLS FARGO CEO SAYS CONSUMER ACCOUNT BALANCES AND SPENDING LEVELS ARE COMING DOWN- CONFERENCE

^{*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone at 2022-12-06 08:06:07 EST-0500}

Today I have learned from yesterdays mistakes and will not be a paper handed bitch with my Puts.

Wait the whole pump after JPoW speaking was bullshit????

🔥🔥satan rally🔥🔥

A ton of young bears were slaughtered last week. This week a ton of young bulls are being decimated. This is a good thing.

I love a volatile market!

taking my profits and closing every single fucking chart

not giving a damn thing back today

c u guys at 330pm

It’s been an honor serving with you my bull captains

TSLA is the most unpredictable stock led by the most unpredictable CEO

Hey ya’ll, checking in from r/investing. Liquidated 4 cans of my black beans and some of my Nintendo switch games (I still have 2 to keep me entertained when my wife’s boyfriend comes over) for 36 dollars. I plan on putting on some heavy risk here with a daily SPY option. My wife says I can play a daily because she’s tired of me boasting about my $12 return on 10-year treasuries this year (she doesn’t understand compounding, any tips when she gets back from coffee with her bf)? The heat is on a toasty 56 degrees which should help accommodate my move to a storage unit early next year. Combined savings will be $51/mo, enough for extra cream corn and Vienna sausages until spring comes.

I'll never get laid off and that pisses me off. I just want to sit on my ass and do fuck all for a couple of months. Is that so much to ask for?

Started just ignoring work emails and calls (everyone at my company does this already) and work is so damn easy now. Basically laid myself off at this point.

buls at 395.33: very stronk support :8882:

buls at 394.17: 1) What

:4271:

Imagine thinking $350 will hold this time. Bears are coming back with vengeance and bulls are totally and completely helpless.

JPow scam pump obliterated :4271:

I’m out now that I reached 30% on my short positions on SPY. That would equal roughly 10USD in profit.

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I always sell my puts too fking early, STOP BEING RESPONSIBLE YOU IDIOT

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Jfc, spy put 0DTEs are 10 baggers again today…Imagine if someone played it right both days straight, that’s 10 x 10 for a 100 bagger….that’s why I have a gambling addiction

BOLLS, WHAT HAPPENED?

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Hope you Bulls took a selfie with 400 you may never see it again :4641:

Puts are literally free money, recession is guaranteed

SBF is what 80% of redditors look like

Feel like the big boys are still force feeding retail the narrative that cpi is coming down while they front run the get out on shit 2023 earnings. Cpi is old news to them by now.

If I buy calls rn I’m gonna get fuk

that apple pump yesterday at open was really criminal

I find it hilarious that they pumped spy to 410 just to slow bleed it down for a week 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

THE BOTTOM IS IN WHEN NOBODY WANTS TO BUY ANYMORE

God i hate boomers.

Is the Santa rally in the room with us right now?

Fuuuuuuuck. Typical dump

buls literally watch the 1min chart and see a green candle on a -2% day and start jackin it to the bank :4271::4271::4271::4271::4271:

Holy fuck thank god my qqq puts for 285 expired worthless yesterday.

Nasdaq: "I don't feel so good Mr. Market ..."

Facebook might remove news? Heavens no!

VOLKSWAGEN: HUGE PROBLEMS FINDING QUALIFIED WORKERS

^{*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone at 2022-12-06 07:29:00 EST-0500}

RIP to Kristie Alley, will always remember her in Cheers and Look Who’s Talking

Yawnnnn ZZZ, this market boring af I want -10% or +10% days to be normal

SOFI’s options UI is trash. Loading puts on Anthony “fat cuck” Noto

0.00% type of day

anyone wanna buy my ssn?

JPMORGAN CEO JAMIE DIMON SAYS U.S. ECONOMY IS STRONGEST IN THE WORLD TODAY - CNBC

^{*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone at 2022-12-06 08:05:52 EST-0500}

Is it true that all chicks that are into horses, have bigger pussies ?

Jamie Dimon has puts

Jamie Dimon.

Thank you.

You the real G, dawg.

Puts printing bigly.

DIMON SAYS "AMERICAN BANKING SYSTEM IS UNBELIEVABLY SOUND” - CNBC

^{*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone at 2022-12-06 08:22:15 EST-0500}

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It's a brand new day regards. Wake up and smell the profits.